Eye Opener #105

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This week, Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESANDBFFS) and Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Jimmy Pardo Owes Me $20” & “Frozen Embryo,s, Alie’s Goth Past, Gross Nature”
We Talk Crippling Allergies, Two First Name Hate, Kelly’s Maple Mini Muffin, Tooth Peaks, Phantom Nerds, Danny C Word, Super Gothic Cuts, ALL-isons, Colonel’s Kernels, Pop AA Quiz PLUS A Raffi & Lisa Bff Quiz!
Posted To iTunes By Jason Dix (@WoodLoaf)
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Titty Bear #104

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This week, Lisa Lawrie is joined by Whitney Neil and Jason Dix to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Moshe Kasher” & “The Alison Quiz V.2, Tropical Attire Encouraged, Problematic”.
We talk Dreams, Crushes, Reality, Kid Lock Down, Shitting Where You Eat, Narcoleptic Ninjas, Team Commando and The First Ever BFF Quiz!
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TY4BF #5 Tim Ortez

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The Best Friend’s Fancast’s special segment “Thank You For Being A Fan”, is finally back! On this episode Lisa Lawrie (@JmoesandBFFs) talks with fellow Best Friend, Tim Ortez, all the way from Germany!

You might recognize him from Alison’s Patreon livestreams, well now, you can get to know him and how he became an @ARIYNBF fan!
We go from Naked Attraction all the way to In N Out Burgers and everything in between!

If you would like to be on Thank You for Being A fan, email [email protected], we would love to get to know you too!

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Soup To Nuts #103

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This week, Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) and Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Ali Rosen” & “Number One Tooth Podcast, Disappearing Butts, Renee Colvert Quiz”
We talk Potlucks, No Substitutions In Parenting, All The Alison Rosens, Parking Nazis, Boobs, Butts and Nuts!
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Rustic Guac #101

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This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) and Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) discuss the @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “Alice Wutterland” & “Alison’s Kuato, Jordan’s Xplicit Vapes, The David Huntsberger Quiz”
We talk Entitled Awareness, Eloping From The Truth, Wonder Women, Half Caff Hate, Curly Sue’s Cat Sweater, David is Kramer & Costanza, Stuck Between Satisfaction and Self-Doubt, Old Timey Vapes and HOW WAS YOUR DAY KIDS??!!
PLUS TONS OF SHOUT OUTS!!!
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BFF Celebrates #100!!

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On this special 100th episode, Lisa (@JMOESandBFFs) welcomes Ultra Fan Rafael (@RMCGuitars), Super Fan Meghan (@Zenerapark), Tryce (@TSDCX), Becki (@Rajenki), Jenn (@DulceCa17), Ray (@RayMorganIII), Joanna (@Joanna_Bowman49) and Suzanne (@PastLifeBeans) to her house for an Alison Rosen celebration and group recording!
Raffi and Lisa start the Show off in the shed to talk about the @ARIYNBF episode~ “Ken Reid” then the rest of the group joins us and we talk about the Thursday episode ~”Serums, Scones, Dave’s Night Nurse”
We do a round of Beer Tasting (supplied by Don @BrewsByDon & Paul @Paul1138), Topic Tiger Head, Fuck Yes Or Fuck That, Chat Snack (supplied by Tim Ortez & Toby @Tmilt) PLUS RayMOE Redemptions!
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BFF Reserve #99

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This week, Lisa Lawrie (@JmoesandBffs)and Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) are joined by Toby “Doug” Milton (@TMilt) to discuss this week’s @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Alison’s AMA” & “Alison’s Nitrous Epiphany, David’s Rancid Cheesecake, Jordan AKA Stassi”
We talk all about Alison’s Book, Hair, Mood, Skin, Pets, Video Cast and Schlessinger Hate Plus MarionBerrissing, Mistaken Mudders, Big A’s Door Fetish, Wrong Sized Tongues, Dr. Nihilist D.D.S., Show Me Your Private FB, Raymoe’s Funeral and Yes, Please or Fuck Off!
Happy St. Patrick’s Day!!!!
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Best Pfriends #98

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This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) and Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) welcome Jenn (@DulceCa17) to discuss this weeks’ @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Stephanie Wittels Wachs” & “Fair Warnings, Alison’s Airbag Anxiety, Jordan’s Mean Dentist”
We talk Living Through Terrible Shit, Puke Techniques, Anti-Dentite Bastards, Getting To Know Wendy, Going HAM, Trader Joe’s Culture, Bad Jeans, Poops Ahoy, Alison’s Mega Fans and Being Grateful!
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Bees Knees #97

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This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) and Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “John Roderick & Benjamin Harrison” and “Alison’s Wicker Basket, Alie’s NoPoo, Semiotics Of Emma Gonzalez”
We talk War MoviesZzz, Dusty Item Excitement, Alliteration To Win Alison’s Carby Heart, Dreams Of A Super Fan, Pressure To Doll Up, More Beehive Shout Outs, 2 N’ 1 Lies, Unfortunate Pronunciations and Brews By Don’s Teabag.
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Belvita Breakfast Briefcase #96

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 This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) and Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) discuss the @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “Sklar Brothers” and “Circus Circus, Alie’s Quiz, The Silverlake Roasters”
We talk TabPoo, Communal Poop Knives, The Poop Knife Revisited…Lots O’ Poop Talk, Brittany Belongs At The Beginning, Palm Springs Ships Passing, Unpacking Jeff’s Secret Briefcase, Backpack No No’s, What’s The Deal With The Silverlake Roasters, Mansplained, Assertive Or Jerk, Mexican Dowry, Ologies Quiz and Alie’s New Jingle!
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Canadian Famous #95

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This week, Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) and Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) welcome Toby Milton to the shed and we discuss this week’s @ARIYNBF epsisodes ~ “Phil Rosenthal” & “Alie Ward’s Drone Reunion, Daniel’s Wine Pint, It’s Alison’s Show”

We talk Skipping Theme Songs, European BFF Tour, Meditation Cults, Improv Problems, The Real Housewives of Sports, Brave Hot Girls, Just The Tip, Boxed Wine and Bota Bags!
Listen all the way until the bitter end for a Colonel Jeff Song created by our very own Toby!
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Hobo Jamboree  #94

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This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) and Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) are joined by Joanna Bowman (@Joanna_Bowman49) and Lee Bruns (@RealLeeBruns) to discuss this week’s @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Ray Oldhaffer” & “Alison’s Mean Segue, Wendy’s Grudge, Philly Sports Chants”
We talk Cool Sticker Clubs, Hot Citrus Talk, Brothers Ray, Baths, Egg Abuse, Toastering, Grudge Holding, Sucking Lemons,Celebrity Fruit, Basic WoPerDaughter Problems, In A Coon’s Age and Sports!
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Doggo & Pupper #93

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This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) and Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) discuss this week’s @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “Jess Rona” & “House Hunting, Curly Hair Probs, Daniel’s Apology”
We talk Dog Grooming Reality with Movie Extra Dreams, 90’s Love, Pet Relationships, Fat Funny Girls, Hazelnuts, Grocery Delivery Saga, Straight Vs. Curly, Fake Apologies, Banjo Love, Bruised By Don The Regular, Being Positively Negative, Horrible Human Pet Names
AND HAPPY FIRST BIRTHDAY ELLIOT!!!!!
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Gentleman’s C #92

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Here is the second episode from last week where Lisa (@Jmoesandbffs), Rafael (@RMCGuitars) and Tryce (@TSDCX) discuss our San Francisco Sketch Fest Weekend including the@ARIYNBF Sketchfest Episode with Jeanine Garofalo and Matt Nathanson!

We discuss Guy Fairy’s Insecurity, Matt’s Fans, Jeanine’s Super Diet, Alison Sparkles, Shmanners, Jordan Jesse Go, Animal Style Peacoats, California Assholes, Overrrated Tourist Attractions, Onesie Bar Crawls, Getting Lost, Tiki Bars, Lock Outs, Car Crashes, Regrettable Gifts and Dms.

PLUS some on location clips from SF Sketchfest with Super Fan Meghan (@Zenerapark), Rafael (@RMCGuitars), Rachel (ItsSimplyRachel),Tryce (@TSDCX), Becki @Rajenki), Stacie (@Spainiac)and Suzanne (@PastLifeBeans)!

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Old Town, State Park, Next Right #91

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This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) and Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) are joined by Rachel Phillips (ItsSimplyRachel) and Tryce (@TSDCX) to discuss Last Week’s Thursday Episode “Event Anxiety, Celeb Snubs, Lizzie’s Crime Spree”
We talk Clock Stopping, Do Not Disturb DJs, Rafaellos Are Just Every Day Ferrero Rocher, Hobo Bags, Daniel’s Song Is The WORST…ALSO, Bonus Mini Episode as Lisa is Joined By Suzanne (@pastlifebean), Stacie (@Spaniac) and Demian (@SuperDemC) To Talk About Their Sketchfest Experiences!
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BFFs To ARIYNBF! #90

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This Week Lisa Lawrie (JMOESandBFFs) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) discuss the @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “Natalie Coughlin” & “Sketchfest Recap, Jeff’s Hair Routine, Wendy’s Afterlife Plans”
We talk chickens, Serial Killers, Pinot Is Porno, Lackluster Birthdays, Alison’s Dance Jacket, Best Friends, Belvedere Blows, San Francisco Treats and Weighing Jeff Down!
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Frankenstuff & Beaver Butts #89

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This Week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) Welcomes O.G. Patroller Turned BFFer, Jason Dix (@WoodLoaf) and First Timer, Lauren Kelly (@Lauren2by2) To Discuss This Week’s @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “Kurt Braunohler & Lauren Cook” And “Low Cal Baby Sunscreen, Sleep Disorder, Cosmic Vertigo”

We Talked Bed Bug Jimmies, House Sitting Sex, Water Breaks, Out Of Body Froot Experiences, Gushing Food Favorites, NeighbEars, Being A Woman Sucks, Nibbles Ambien McGee, Cheap Scents, Collie Flowers, Urethrafull Of Chili AND PLEASE HELP SAVE THE CHEDDAR BAY BISCUITS!!!!!

SEE YOU AT SKETCHFEST!!!!!

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Randi Lawson #88

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This Week, Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) and Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) Welcome Super Special Guest Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) To Discuss This Week’s @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “Jake Weisman” & “Demi’s Semis, Dave’s Falcons, Alison’s New Year Teeth”
We Started The Show With A Mini Thank You For Being A Fan Segment and Got To Ask Randi About Her Amazing Accomplishments, Being A Super Fan Of Alison, How She Went From Fan To Guest PLUS Campaigning For The Return Of Both The Randi Pants Podcast AND Randi Being Back On ARIYNBF!
Then We Talked Oppressive Office Jobs, Missing The Heller Out Of Greg, Bad Brains, Good Carbs, Resolutions, Super Fandom, Even More Sketchy Dances, Spent Christmas Condoms and I Can’t Believe It’s So Good..For Everything!!!!
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Bebop & Rocksteady #87

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On This Special New Year’s Edition, Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) and Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) discuss the @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “Tiffany Haddish Replay” & “Live From Bumbershoot”
We Talk Sketch Fest Dancin’, Feral Abuse, The Ultra Super Fan Bumbershoot Experience, Questions From The Past, HGFY, Jiz, JShmoes and Shout Outs!
HUGE THANK YOU for the New Fancy Logo Ray Morgan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(@RAYMorganIII)
Posted To iTunes by Jason Dix (@WoodLoaf)
HAPPY NEW YEAR BFFERS!!!!!!​

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Happy Festivus #86

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On this very special Festivus Eve, Lisa Lawrie (@JMOEsandBFFs) and Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) discuss the @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “Kristen Carney” & “Lizard People Probing Alison, Beth and David’s Street Team, A Defense Of Keanu”
We start the show off with the Airing of Grievances, Shout-Outs then talk Correct Christmas Trees, Stranger Danger, Sad Stuff, Interns R’ Us, Sketch Fest Just Got A Little Brighter, Bumbershoots, CRUSHING it, Carb Czar, Last Hangovers and J Shmoes!
Posted To iTunes By Jason Dix (@WoodLoaf)

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C_ck S_ck_ #85

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Like, this week, Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) welcome like, Ray Morgan (@RayMorganIII) and like, first timer Jen Stark (@MrJenstark)to discuss this week’s @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Charles Rogers/Sarah Violet Bliss” & “Alison’s Beach Saga, Wendy’s Panic, Daniel’s Jams”

We like, talk Solo Clue Movie Love, School Of Alison, Ho Ho Ho Whore, Like, Loogie Toasties, The Gal Bros, Run Ons…and Like, Cool Late 80’s Trends!

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Sausage & Brew Fest #84

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On this week’s emotional cherry poppin’ episode, Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) & Rafael “Burrtaco” Castaneda welcome “White Whales” Don (@BrewsByDon) & Paul (PaulE1138) to discuss this week’s @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “Rob Huebel” and “Garbage Fish, Alison’s Mrs. Maisel Beef, Alie Ward’s Four O’clock Salad”
We talk Cute Baby Lies, Baby Animals, Boys Do Cry, BFFs, Currently Serial Killing, Rafael’s Growing Garbage Love Of Alie Ward, Number 3 Hole, Poo Canteens, 5th Dimension, Hugs And Giggin’!
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Reconnaissants Pour Prout #82

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This week, Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) and Rafael Castaneda(@RMCGuitars)are joined by Rachel Phillips (@ItsSImplyRachel) and Toby Milton (@TMilt) tp discuss this week’s @ARIYNBF episodes~ “A.J. Returns” & “Jordan’s Parisian Nudity, Alison’s Cough, Happy Thanksgiving”
We talk Lumpy Melting Pots, Patreon Carbs, Scorin’ Looseys, Naked Jordan, Sick Movies, What We Are Thankful For and Poots!
PLUS LOTS OF SHOUTOUTS!
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Turfuckin’ #81

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This week, Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) and Rafael “Dangerfield” Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) are joined by “Drop Master” Jay Insley (@J_Insley) to discuss this week’s @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Karina Longworth” & “Alison’s Bathroom Buddy, Alie’s Eyebrow Prank, Daniel’s Life Hack”
We talk “You Must Remember This” Addictions, Thorny People, Podcast Suggestions, Patreon Perks,They Are Beanies, Tons Of Acorns All Over The Place, Anal Awareness, Tom Girls and Elvis’s Foxy Honeymoon Hideaway!
 
PLUS COLONEL’s KERNELS!!!!
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Blue Fistin’ #80

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This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) and Rafael “Sleepy Smurf O’ Rita” “Dudley Do Rags” Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) are joined by Ray Morgan (@RayMorganIII) to discuss this week’s @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Lisa Lillian-AKA Hungry Girl Returns” & “Wendy’s Fave Movie, David’s Dear Blinds, Alison’s Dipping Dots”
We talk Diet-Y Moms, Clean Eating, Proper Pronunciations, Lots O’ Lotus, HGFY Edition Smurfs, ARIYNBF themed Escape Room, NevAHda, Patreon Excitement PLUS our new segment “Colonel’s Kernels”!
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Choch & Dilz #79

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This week Super Fan Meghan and Lisa are NOT in Visalia with The Dix Family, instead, Ultra Fan Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) joins Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) to discuss this week’s @ARIYNBF episode~ “Graham Elwood & Chris Mancini” AND “Daniel’s Smurf Collection, Alison’s Versed Monologues, Alie Ward’s Avuncular Halloween”
We Talk, LA Podfest, Life Saving Podcasts, Alison People Are Special, Patreon Carb Choices, Being Versedless, Jacking Off In To Cups, Living Authentically, Claire’s iTunes Comment Update, Collecting Blue Buddies Is Just Smurfy AND A New Segment Tentatively Called “What Did Jeff Say?”!!!
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​ Hot Eats #78

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This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) and Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) are joined by Kelly Lundquist (@SatchelsOfGold) & Joanna Bowman (@Joanna_Bowman49) to discuss the @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “Lacey Newman” & “Alison’s Audio Book, Daniel’s Riddle, David’s Flash Mob”
We talk Trauma, Healing, Potato Foortattas, Charades, More Left Underwear, Queen Mary Is Scary, Extreme Haunted House Scharacters, Craigslist No Nos, AND ALISON’S IVF!!
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Mother Lode #77

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This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) and Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Alie Ward” & “Epiphany Judges, Clothing Appraisers, Hot Butt Magazine”
We talk MORE Podfest Recaps, Jeff Enigmas, Favorite Ologies, Your Quotes Can “Fuck Off”, Creepy Grand-Parents, Asbestos Hair, Feeling Material, Philanthropic Douche Baggery, Lovin’ Team David-Wendy AND First Patreon Submitted Carb Idea!
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