Jmoe Patrol ep.72 – “Cow Dill”

Lisa Lawrie invites Top Commenter Leean and long time fan/newbie to the show Josh to discuss last weeks Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend’s shows.

They also talk about the ARIYNBF fans who are men, Spaghetti O’s, why Lisa and Leeann may not want this show to be shared on Facebook or Twitter, sleeping and why Leeann has a beef with Greg!

They also do some JMOE Jabber!

Tune in, subscribe and tell a friend!

To be part of the show, email or tweet Lisa:
jmoepatrol@gmail.com
@JmoesAndBffs

Also follower her guests on Twitter:
@LeeannMWard
@TXJosh86

Jmoe Patrol ep.71 – “BYOF TS & Lisa”

Want to know more about the mysterious and hilarious TS? Well, you’ve got it!

Lisa talks with TS about how he he became an Alison Rosen fan, Twin Peaks, the old Thurs gang, butter sandwiches, head scabs, starbursts & skittles, why mangos are the “Vampire Weekend” of fruits, shower habits, blueberries, going number two and California.

Also, they play a game of “which type of animal is.. (fill in the blank)” and TS turns the tables and interviews Lisa!

@JMOEPatrol
@JmoesAndBffs
@TSDCX

jmoepatrol@gmail.com

Jmoe Patrol ep.70 – “Everybody Needs Therapy”

Lisa Lawrie discusses all things Alison Rosen related with guest hosts Demian, TS and Rafael. Listen in as they chat therapy, porn, music, bingo, california and who will talk to Daniel about Game of Thrones?!

She also does “All Things Alison” and “JMOE Jabber”!

To be a guest, email or tweet her:

jmoepatrol@gmail.com
@JmoesAndBffs

You can also follow her guests on twitter:

@SuperDemC
@RMCGuitars
@TSDCX

Jmoe Patrol ep.69 – “You Stupid Twinkie”

Hello!! Welcome back!! To us that is!!

The JMOE Patrol has an all new format along with other possible changes coming soon. We are very excited to announce that one of our fan favorite Patrolers, Lisa Lawrie, is now the new host. Each week she invites other #AlisonPeople to join her in celebrating everything and anything Alison Rosen!!

To kick it off, joining Lisa this week are Ray Morgan and Ultrafan Rafael Castaneda to discuss the ARIYNBF episodes “Margaret Cho” & “Pilot Shoots and Lemon Pranks”.

They discuss celebrity sightings, the dynamics of the Thursday gang, frozen food, pillow talk and more! They also do “All Things Alison” and “JMOE Jabber”.

Please also look for us on iTunes. Subscribe, share and bring a friend!

To be part of the show, email Lisa:

Jmoepatrol@gmail.com

@JmoesAndBffs
@JMOEPatrol
@RayMorganIII
@rmcguitars

​JMOE Patrol ep.68 – “Raw Dawg & Bare”

Heyoo! The JMOE Patrol is chatting up all “Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend” eps from Jay Larson to the latest salad debacle.
Oh, and it has not been edited.
Jason gets a post-it note stuck to his shoe while recording, Lisa’s chronic hugging has made its way around her
cul de sac, and Brianne will most definitely correct anyone who says her name wrong. It’s simple English folks!!!
Enjoy.

JMOE Patrol ep.67 “Alison’s New Best Friend”

You’re in for a doozy! In this ep you will find out how the holiday’s are huge pains in our asses, how Jason combated the flea’s his felines acquired, that we are 365 days ACS free, and who Alison’s newest Best Friend is!!

JMOE Patrol ep.66 – “Holiday Delay”

Thanks for hanging with the Patrol! I promise we’re almost caught up… sort of! Here we discuss the Josh Wolf & Thanksgiving eps! It’s one giant “All Things Alison” and “JMOE Jabber” infused with some witty repartee.
Enjoy!

JMOE Patrol ep.65 – “Chalazapalooza”

Hey! We’re back playing catch up on all of the Alison Rosen goodness that wrapped up 2015. Join us while we chat about our favorite podcast “Alison Rosen is Your New Best Friend”!

JMOE Patrol ep.64 – “Leftovers for Days” 

 It’s more leftovers and catch up about Alison Rosen is Your New Best Friend from Brianne, Lisa and Jason!
We’re holding true to our name, the JMOE Patrol, by reading ALL of your JMOE’s that were read on her show!

JMOE Patrol ep.63 – “Movember Mashup Continued”

 We all love those Thanksgiving leftovers, so here is Brianne, Lisa and Jason serving up some Mashed Alison Rosen!

JMOE Patrol ep.62 – “Alison Piece Theater: Alison’s Blogs, Unwanted Guests and Alcohol” 

 It’s a NEW edition of Alison Piece Theater with Superfan Meghan and Ultrafan Rafael @rmcguitars. They talk “dirty diet cokes”,  Raf’s poor review, Alison’s blogs and more!

​JMOE Patrol ep.61 – “Going Dental”

Brianne, Jason and Lisa are back from a break and have provided you with a two part episode to catch up on ALL of the November ARIYNBF’s we have missed so far!
This time, it’s a MASH-UP anddddd… guess what? We will be reading and weighing in on all, yes, ALL JMOE’s that were read on each ep we have missed. Tune in, subscribe and bring a friend! (It’s a TWO part-er, so be ready for part two asap!)

JMOE Patrol ep.60 – “Purrency”

Is this a trick or a treat??? The whole crew is BACK together to discuss “All Things Alison”, “JMOE Jabber”, Halloween costumes, “purrency”, MS, jobs.. and, wait, no poop? Nope, no poop.
We love you, enjoy!

JMOE Patrol ep.59 – “Popcorn Poop Soup”

Join Brianne, Lisa, Jason, Leeann @leeannMWard and Laura @bingopajamasas they discuss the continuously fantastic ARIYNBF podcast. We chat “All Things Alison”, “JMOE Jabber” and much more!

JMOE Patrol ep.58 – “Nothing To See Here”

Welp, what can I say. We have some all-star guest patrollers and a surprise guest. We do “All Things Alison”, “JMOE Jabber” and just have a grand ol’ time talking about @ARIYNBF!
Akabye!

JMOE Patrol ep.57 – “Recording a Podcast, You Feel a Squishy Blast”

Join Brianne, Lisa, Jason and guest patroller Becki as they discuss “All Things Alison”, “JMOE Jabber”, hate mail, public sex, a dog who hates farts and more!

JMOE Patrol ep.56 – “Sour Dough and Snot”

Join Brianne, Lisa, Jason and guest patroller Ray Morgan@RayMorganIII as they discuss “All Things Alison”, “JMOE Jabber”, bread​
​ making, the old Thurs Gang vs the new Thurs Day Gang, proper nose blowing techniques and more!

JMOE Patrol ep.55 – “BYOF James & Lisa”

We have a very special #BYOF with Lisa and, if you’re a true ARIYNBF fan, this man needs no introduction… it’s James Leroy Wilson @jameslwilson

Tune is as they discuss why Michael Biehn aka Kyle Reese from Terminator, is a bad father… which of the the beloved ARIYNBF candies would be hard to eat by the handful, and there is also some hot church talk!

Enjoy, subscribe & BYOF! (Bring Your Own Friend)

JMOE Patrol ep.53 – “Bonus Bumbershoot Ep”

Join Superfan Meghan, Ultrafan Rafi @rmcguitars and Special Lady Friend Victoria @VMacMillan (on Instagram) as they recap one of their nights at Alison Rosen’s live Bumbershoot recording!

JMOE Patrol ep.52 – “Cats and Alisons” 

It’s another double guest patroller episode featuring James Leroy Wilson @jameslwilson and Ulysses Scott Adkins @ureallykicking!
We tried our best to stay on track with “All Things Alison” and “JMOE Jabber” all the while talking complete ridiculousness about recycling, towels, cats, c*nts and more.
Enjoy!

JMOE Patrol ep.51 – “We Built This City on ARIYNBF”

It’s a placenta party for your friends! The JMOE Patrol; Jason, Lisa and Brianne welcome Guest Patroller Demian @SuperDemC to talk “All Things Alison”, “JMOE Jabber”, #NEOMs and #JMOERescue!
Of course we also talk about poop, placenta and even dreams!

JMOE Patrol ep.50 – “Wallet Bukacki”

 Welcome Janice @haircaravan and Amy Baker @amy4000 to the Guest Patroller crew! We talk about dirty jelly beans, Jason’s weird neighbor, wallpaper and we play Dungeons and Alisons.

JMOE Patrol ep.49 – “Bumbershoot is an Umbrella”

 Special guest patroller @handsycoppafeel joins the patrol to talk about balls, chips, and reads an excerpt from her childhood diary. And balls. We also do “All Things Alison”, “JMOE Jabber” and a super fun game of “On The Spot”
Oh, there is also some politics talk and we find out if Murray the dog sniffed any crotches.
Akabye!

JMOE Patrol ep.48 – “BYOF Amy & Ashley”

It’s time for another installment of #BYOF! Amy Baker @amy4000 joins Ashley to discuss Salem sans Witch Trials, prioritizing positive podcasts and craft beer social media snobbery (Add me on @Untappd, y’all!). Amy and Ashley also discuss #ADeadlyAdoption (SPOILER ALERT!), the merits of Super Fan Meghan and Jason, the Great Debates of the former Thursday gang and so much more!
Dear Twitter: are head scabs really scabs?!? #QuestioningLife

JMOE Patrol ep.46 – “Alison is the Meat & Potatoes”

 Join the Patrol with Guest Patroller Mallory @mal_is_your_pal  who was originally going to be part of the crew but could not. However, we will always keep a mic open for her! Listen in as she and Jason talk beer & yoga and we do a very interesting “All Things Alison” that leads to some very insider info on the Patrol… you don’t want to miss it!

JMOE Patrol ep.44 – “Bobo’s Mean Farts” 

New Guest Patroller, Emily@emiLyQ4ever joins the patrol for “All Things Alison”, “JMOE Jabber” AND a special “On The Spot” with Jason and Brianne.
There is so much more, I can’t even. Tune in for everything, especially sexting and dick pics. You’re welcome.
Love you,
Akabye

JMOE Patrol ep.43 – “The Clique-y Show” 

Welcome Guest Patroller Justin Bradfield @nyquildreams to episode #18! Sorry for the sound issues. I have NO idea how to get rid of those clicks without destroying the spoken words. Bear with us if you can as we  “Catch Up with The Patrol”, do “All Things Alison”, “JMOEJabber” and we do a round of “JMOEFs with Ashlely!”
K love you, akabye!