JMOE Patrol ep.46 – “Alison is the Meat & Potatoes”

 Join the Patrol with Guest Patroller Mallory @mal_is_your_pal  who was originally going to be part of the crew but could not. However, we will always keep a mic open for her! Listen in as she and Jason talk beer & yoga and we do a very interesting “All Things Alison” that leads to some very insider info on the Patrol… you don’t want to miss it!

JMOE Patrol ep.44 – “Bobo’s Mean Farts” 

New Guest Patroller, Emily@emiLyQ4ever joins the patrol for “All Things Alison”, “JMOE Jabber” AND a special “On The Spot” with Jason and Brianne.
There is so much more, I can’t even. Tune in for everything, especially sexting and dick pics. You’re welcome.
Love you,

JMOE Patrol ep.43 – “The Clique-y Show” 

Welcome Guest Patroller Justin Bradfield @nyquildreams to episode #18! Sorry for the sound issues. I have NO idea how to get rid of those clicks without destroying the spoken words. Bear with us if you can as we  “Catch Up with The Patrol”, do “All Things Alison”, “JMOEJabber” and we do a round of “JMOEFs with Ashlely!”
K love you, akabye!


JMOE Patrol ep.42 – “El Snuffleupagus”

We have ANOTHER guest Patroller Rafael @rmcguitars. Meghan talks about the best YELP review ever, Ash gives us her MS med update, Lisa makes “poop-soup” and Rafael throws his pen. It’s pretty incredible. Take a listen and bring a friend.

JMOE Patrol ep.41 – “GO LONG, Alison Rosen!”

We have guest patroller Leeann Ward  @leeannMWard from our #BYOF show with us!! Tune in while she & Slams discuss being “Mainers” (or as Jason calls it, the “nose” of the United States of America), Lisa requests an Allan Moss & Greg Heller podcast #PodCouple and Meghan learns what her home “state dessert” is (and a couple of state birds).

We also play #MadLibs @ARIYNBF edition and you’ll learn what #SlowBone means.

Vist our favorite Texan, Ashley’s Walk MS website to donate or spread the word and support! (go to @__Ashually on twitter).

JMOE Patrol ep.40 – “Toots, Plops & Drops Edition 4”

Slams and Bobes are back again to read you talking about how awesome the JMOEPatrol is. Keep the tweets coming, we love them!
Don’t forget, you can also leave us awesome Toots in our iTunes comments and give us lots of stars!

JMOE Patrol ep.39 – “San Diego: BoneEppetit – Sickness With The Besties”


Slams, Bobes and Parks hanging together in San Diego, kids and all! After a night of Arcade games, we attempted to Periscope and Podcast, here is the result.

There is also a cameo with Mr. Bobo AAAANNNDD tons of fun with Meghan interviewing mini Jmoe & Bobo and attempting to interview Silent A.

Enjoy, subscribe and bring a friend!

JMOE Patrol ep.38 – “Alisonville”

The Patrol is in full effect! Join Brianne, Jason, Meghan, Ashley and Lisa for “Catch Up”, “All Things Alison”, “JMOE Jabber” AAANND… another Alison Quiz from Superfan Meghan with an AWESOME prize for the winner!!
Visit Ashley’s Walk MS page to donate or spread the word:

JMOE Patrol ep.37 – “Toots, Plops & Drops Edition 3”

The long awaited TPD is back with Brianne and Lisa. The references are a little old, but fun none-the-less. Come listen to your awesome tweets, hear Lisa give some of the Urban Dictionary’s definitions of Garf, poop talk and tattoo talk!
Keep the Toots, Plops & Drops coming!

JMOE Patrol ep.36 – “BYOF Justin & Jason”

The JMOE Patrol welcome listener Justin Bradfield @nyquildreams to the Show! He comes to us all the way from Frackville Pennsylvania. Jason and Justin discuss their reasons for not having kids, the potency of Nyquil, the passing of our beloved pets, his work as a CNA and that king of foods – PIZZA!


JMOE Patrol ep.35 – “Walk MS This Way”

The whole gang is together for new exciting @ARIYNBF chatter! You’ll get a health update from you favorite little Texan, Ashley, Lisa & Meghan talk smooshing pies in peoples faces, Lisa has a great idea for a new Podcast for #Al & Greg Heller called #ThePodCouple, Jason has a new pet, Vern and we discuss Brianne’s visit to San Diego and what happened to her signed, personalized Alison Rosen photograph.
We also do a round of #JMOEF with Ashley!! Subscribe and bring a friend!!

JMOE Patrol ep.34 – “Appleson Rosinian”

It’s Megan’s BDay!! Well, it was a couple weeks ago, but still happy BDay to Parky!! It’s JMP ep 13 and we have a special show for you. Lisa and Meghan have a kick ass Alison story to share, Jason grows yellow plums and brought special guest @skaakiko (Mrs. Dix!) and Slams is around as well.
We also do another #Periscope version of The Alison Quiz (stick around after the outro to hear that!).  Also, be sure to stop by Ashley’s twitter and Walk MS page to support her, donate or help spread the word if you wish! We love our fave little Texan!

JMOE Patrol ep.33 – “BYOF Rafael & Lisa”

Lisa talks with ARIYNBF fan  @rmcguitars about his “Alison Origin” story (he knew of her before most of US did!), getting Alton Brown involved in the butter sandwich debate, salt tacos, gourmet butter sandwiches and a possible ARIYNBF food themed restaurant, Lisa’s describes how her painter also weighed in on the debatable food and added his own childhood food story, the proper way to present your “cheeks” to the toilet paper and so much more!
Our guest also does a round of #30 Seconds to Alison, thanks for listening and remember to bring a friend!

JMOE Patrol ep.32 – “BYOF Matt & Brianne”

 Join Brianne for a #BYOF and meet the man behind the “Touch the Tushy” remix – Matt @bluknu – go ahead, we’ll give you a sec to pronounce it a few times.
Matt tells us his “Alison Origin” story, does “30 Seconds to Alison”, talks about what makes his mouth go numb, where he’d like to travel to back in time, his distaste for meat and cabbage together and soooo much more!
He also teaches me how to use #Periscope for my very first time. You can thank him for that 😉

JMOE Patrol ep.31 – “Dungeons and Alisons”

Catch Up With the Patrol, Brianne, Jason, Lisa and Super Fan Meghan. Listen to us talk “All Things Alison, “JMOE Jabber” and do #NEOM, #JMOEResuce and TWO special “On The Spots!”  We also talk about how much we like Greg Heller and Jason tells us who the two types of people are that do not adore Greg as much as us.
Visit Jason’s early animations page:

JMOE Patrol ep.30 – “Jingle All The Way”

Join Brianne, Lisa and Ashley for more “All Things Alison” “JMOE Jabber” #JMOEF #JMOEResuce and various other chatter about our lives such as group photo napalm, gummy smiles, why taking poop pills the night before a visit to the OBGYN is not a good idea, the “cleavage cam” #Periscope dream, the worst ever telling of the tomato family joke and so much more.
Enjoy and bring a friend!


JMOE Patrol ep.29 – “BYOF Jennifer & Lisa”

Join the bicentennial babies Lisa and @jenww76 as they explore Jen’s parallel life with Alison Rosen and why being a fan makes her smarter. They ​​also talk about raising the best fucking baby, not shower traveling for boob safety and how the @JMOEPatrol has brought her even closer to @ARIYNBF!

JMOE Patrol ep.28 – “BYOF Becki and Ashley”

It’s time for another edition of #BYOF! Becki-with-an-i @rajenki joins Ashley to discuss blended families, the most exhausting part of running a 5K, insurance policies, her girl crush on Alison and how Adam Carolla is partially responsible for her marriage. Becki also discusses the power of positive podcasts, weighs in on the Great Debates of the former Thursday gang and so much more! #asmileonceinawhile #hashtagbaby

JMOE Patrol ep.27 – “Alison Piece Theater: The Original ARIYNBF Episode”

Join Superfan Meghan and Brianne while we belatedly celebrate the brith of BSlamin AND the birth of ARIYNBF.
That’s right, this is the FIRST “Alison Rosen is Your New Best Friend” episode. It also contains the first “Fan Phone Call” and quite possibly the first “Just Me or Everyone” but I don’t think anyone knew it yet.

JMOE Patrol ep.26 – “Romance & Jen Aniston’s Love Letter to #Al”

Thank you to Alison Rosen & the gang and to all of the other #ARIYNBF fans who enjoy talking about our favorite podcast – “Alison Rosen is Your New Best Friend”.

Join Jason, Lisa and myself for another riveting show where we expand upon what “romance” means to each of us and discuss “All Things Alison”.
Brianne reads her version of Jennifer Aniston’s class essay on her “time” with #Al . Al is Jenna Kim Jone’s husband from their Sorry Not Sorry with Jenna Kim Jones Podcast.  The letter is hilariously based on the dream Jenna had about Al and Jennifer Aniston.
Jason doesn’t like compliments, Lisa still feels like a juvenile delinquent……. AND…. Bri & Li reveal things that they’ve never publicly discussed on air.
Then, Jason & Lisa are put #OnTheSpot to come up with their own “Jennifer Aniston” essay to #Al during #OnTheSpot.

JMOE Patrol ep.25 – “BYOF David & Brianne”

You’ve already heard us talk about this #BYOF guest,  @alisonrosenisnmsaka David Dollar, on the #JMOEPatrolPodcast…now get to know the man behind #30SecondsToAlison! We’ll hear his Alison Origin Story, his thoughts of Alison’s #ACS departure and JKJ’s baby hashtag!
This Disney travel planner and I also have some rando-chatter about #NKOTB, #LOST and his podcast “The Deucecast Movie Show”, enjoy!

JMOE Patrol ep.24 – “Jingles and Periscoping and Garmon-whhaat?”

In this VERY special episode of the JMOE Patrol, we welcome a special Patroller to talk “All Things Alison”, “JMOE Jabber”, #JMOEF, #NEOM, #JMOERescue and #OTS (On the Spot). You don’t want to miss this special #OTS because we have a whole new segment brought to us by  @alisonrosenisnms on Twitter called #30SecondsToAlison.

Also… in the “rando chatter” category, we have ponies, possible rashes, a job update, a health update, periscoping, serenading, a Garmonboziatastic Twin Peaks-nado storm, ambien antics and ovulation.
Muuuah & akabye

JMOE Patrol ep.23 – “BYOF Ryan and Brianne”

It’s another “Bring Your Own Friend” with Brianne and fellow ARIYNBF fan @mryanp. We talk about his “Alison Origin Story”, the “Thursday Gangs” and just how awesome Alison Rosen is.
We also talk about the Sorry Not Sorry with Jenna Kim Jones Podcast, specifically how she endearingly pronounces Jason’s wife, Amanda’s twitter name, “Shitlesworth” @skaakiko
Also, we get to know a little bit about Ryan like how he’s a mix of Caelan Biehn and Dustin Goot, his terrible Terrier and his super power!
Be part of the show by emailing us #BYOF at
Thanks again! ​

JMOE Patrol ep.22 – “Bring your Tin Foil Hat & Zombie Goose Repellent”

Hi! It’s the Patrollers coming at ya again with some “All Things Alison, “JMOE Jabber” #JMOEF #NEOM and despite Lisa not wearing her extra foil hat in order to stay connected for recording, (aka, technical difficulties) we do #JMOERescue!!

Also, on this date number eight, Brianne talks NAZI ZOMBIES & what it’s like dining in the “jungles of Maine”, Lisa talks throwing money at strippers & where she was proposed to (unrelated), Jason is red dust, throws his water bottle at his door & reveals a #NEOM you’ll find hard to, ahem, swallow AND Ashley remembers the Alamo & talks about her grandparent-eating pet geese! 

Then we do  #OnTheSpot ARIYNBF FAN MADLIB edition… “The Latest Dance Craze”!! 

JMOE Patrol ep.21 – “Toots, Plops & Drops Edition 2”

Hey! It’s round two of TDP aka the “Bri and Li” show. Actually, it’s all about YOU guys! So, come hang with us while we talk about how awesome your tweets are! We also talk about comedy eggs, adventure eggs and killer eggs as well as sing a song near and dear to Lisa heart  (which is majorly delayed, but you’ll get the point) (it’s very music-centric FYI).

Oh we also keep botching your names, but we love you all the same! Thanks again and keep tweeting awesome things about us! xo

JMOE Patrol ep.20 – “BYOF Leeann & Lisa”

Lisa and fellow INCREDIBLE ARIYNBF fan  @leeannMWard as they discuss Leann’s unique “Alison Origin” story, why she loves Alison Rosen’s interview style, her views on adoption, the burning Chef Jeff question and why she relates so much to our other favorite podcast Sorry Not Sorry with Jenna Kim Jones. 

Oh, and we can add her to the list of fans who thought Brianne and Lisa were either fake or dudes or fake dudes, on twitter!

JMOE Patrol ep.19 – “BYOF Demian & Lisa”

Join Lisa  and Demian  @SuperDemC as they talk about his ARIYNBF fandom, why skunks at work are bad, his Full House, how he thought Brianne was a dude and why something Alison Rosen does every day had his Dad calling him a “Twerp!”

JMOE Patrol ep.18 – “BYOF Jason & Emily”

Emily @emiLyQ4evercomes to us from the rural depths of the hat shaped state (Minnesota). It’s so rural that she had to travel to a town with adequate Internet access! She shares her love of her family, producing podcasts and Alison! She’s hilarious!!