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Devil’s Threeway #147

This week Lisa Lawrie @JmoesandBffs) and Rafael “Golden Shower” Castaneda(@RMCGuitars) are joined by first timer and special guest Erin Thomas (@E_Cupcakes) to discuss the @ARIYNBF Episodes~ Marcella Arguello Has A Temper (But She Doesn’t Yell)” & “David’s Puerto Rico Saga, A Baby Update, Bird Pee: Good Or Bad Luck”
We talk Colorism, Honest Bitchery, Hometown Pride Hatred, Childish Chat, Powdered Orgasmic Sperm, Colvert Corner, Puerto Falso Rico, David’s Trippin’, Mucous Unpluggin’, Bad Apples Infecting iTunes Comments, Death By Leftovers, Poop Utes, Shout Outs and Call Outs!
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BFF #146 – Tight Five

Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) is joined by Lauren Kelly (@Lauren2By2) to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Todd Barry Would Rather Play Guitar” & “Jordan’s Sizzler Quiz, A Screen Door Update, Alison Pees Herself”
We talk Mushrooms, @myc_hunt, Dr. Michaeleen Katz, BFF Jam Band, Finnish Friends, Outback Slander, and MUCH More!
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Urine Luck #144

This week, Rafael “Raf” Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) and Lisa “The Blade Saiz” Lawrie (@JMOESandBffs) discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Chris DiStefano Is A Guy Who’s Been Punched” & “Jordan’s Popcorn Suitcase, Alison’s Underwear, Daniel’s Public Access Show”
We discuss Wisdom Punch, Hunky Tony, Munchin’ Crunch, What Embarrasses Us, Cool Pies, Liberries, 90s Ska Bass Players, Pancakes, Crusty Pizza, Favmoes, Shout Outs and Call Outs! 
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Four Way #145

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) & Rafael “32 Ouncer” Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) are joined by Toby “Eh” Milton (@JTobiasM) to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Kelly Carlin Is Untangling Daughterhood” & “Daniel’s Audio Tour, Eric’s Traipsing, A Huntsberger Update”
We talk To Speak Or Not To Speak Up, Faking Adulthood, Canadian George Carlin, Dadadada, Childish Chat, Group Recording Updates, Ikean’t, Walking Tour Faux Pas, Carrot Cake bOreos, Tryster Eggs, Bisexual Jeans Explained, Shouts Outs and Our FavMoes!
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Smelly Booch Sack 143

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Jake Weisman and Matt Ingebretson on Absurdity of Existence, Cuteness Of Cats” & “Alie’s Sentient ‘Booch, Daniel’s Continued Crush, Alison’s Lyft”
We talk Adulty Friendships, Compsplaining, Bridging Friendship, Leaky Rooves, Gifts That Speak Volumes, B-BO, Frivolous Funeral Time, Shout Outs and Our FavMoes!
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Biscotti Apologies #142

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) & Rafael “Grizzly Rose” Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) are joined by Lee “Prairie Dog” Bruns (@realLeeBruns)  Jen “Mr. Cuckoo” Stark (@MrJenStarK) and Todd “Bumbershoot” Campbell (@TCampbell29) to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Amy Miller’s Crisis Year Launched Her Into Comedy” & “Alison’s Fluids, Ben’s Homemade Hat, Daniel’s Marie Kondo Crush”

We talk Life’s Shit Storms, Protecting Predators, Renee Going Dropless, Ben’s Got Game, Inserting Colonel Jeff, JMOE Bandy, Skunky Springtime, Aura Check, Squeaky Twitter Wheels, Shouts Outs, Call Outs and Our FavMoes!
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Blue Waffles #141

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) & Rafael “Neon” Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Listener Picks: Favorite Moments Of 2018” & “Summer Berry Grunt, Miss Nelson Is Missing, New Year’s Resolutions”
We relive 2018 through fun clips and talk Butt Pudding, Snuggleberry C**t, Canadian Cool, Missing Aussie, Thoughtful Gifts, Big Beer, Deep Fakes, Pancakes Suck, Resolutions Revisited, Shouts Outs, Call Outs and Our FavMoes!
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Aryan Grievances #140

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JmoesandBFFs) and Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes ~ “Childish Crossover” & ” Ziplining, TV Show Hosting, Wolf Conservatories”
We talk Slippin’ in Childish, Earrworms, Tejas Fruit Cakes, Dying Doing What You Love, Hard Outs & Heart Ons, Droppin’ Renee, Call Outs, Shout Outs and Our Own Resolutions!
HAPPY NEW YEAR BFFs!!!!
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Bestfriendberries #139

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) & Rafael “Emo Boy” Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Cole Stratton Won’t Pursue Tornadoes” & ” Daniel’s Work Bake-Off, Jordanberries, Alison In Forbes”
We talk SF Sketchfest, Cat Daddy’s, Topic Topic Sombrero, Childish Chat, Knotts Saviorberries, iTunes Dissension, Fruity Cake, Lawry’s Seasoning Salt, Christmas Trick Or Treats, Autonomous Sensory Meridian Revulsion, Shouts Outs, Call Outs and Our FavMoes!
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Double Stuff #137

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Mark Normand Is On The Spectrum” & “A Great vacation, Awful Teachers, Daniel’s College Roommate”
We talk Misanthropes, The Big C, Cool Girlfriends, Dick Ticklers, Sexy Bands, Cheatin’ Songs, Sopé Opera, Cryin Babies, Porn Picks, Shouts Outs, Our FavMoes and Oh Shit! 
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Richard Tickler #138

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Elliot Kalan Has Imposter Syndrome” & “David & The Tickler, Action Movie Suspense, Holiday Bulb Wars”
We talk Butterfly Defect, Raffi’s Porn, Bookhouse Boys, Attention To Children, Oozy Intentions, Tickler Apologies, iTunes Comment Agendas, Shouts Outs, Call Outs and Our FavMoes!
PLUS A Canadian Chat Snack Sent In By Toby Milton!

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Brown Eye Pride #136

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) are joined by Tryce (@TSDCX) to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Asif Ali Knows A Shocking Amount About Exotic Birds” & “The Game Of Seduction, Anchovy Whispers, Spelling Bees”
We talk Projectile Vomiters, Urinators, Scootin’ Birds, Tripods, Spilling Bees, Misplaced High Fives, Lazy Eyes, Mystical Bi-sexual Jeans, Friend To Bone Zones, Taquito Tuesdays at The Strip Club, Janky Junk, Unsexy Numbers, Shouts Outs and Our FavMoes!
PLUS THE FINAL INSTALLMENT OF LAUREN KELLY READS TO US FROM CORDUROY (ReeRoy)!!!!!
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Nuts About Nuts #135

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Eliza Skinner Knows What They Might Say About Her” & “Happy Thanksgiving, The Greek System, Daniel’s Life Of Crime”

We talk Live Reads, Soothing Voices, El Sombrero Tema Regresa, Cleavage Smiles, Toxic People Exist,Dump Cakes, Vagina Expansion, Being A Fat Sellout, HaWhy, Dr. Jenn Turns Us Down, Pranksgiving, Shouts Outs and Our FavMoes!

PLUS LAUREN KELLY READS THE SECOND INSTALLMENT TO US FROM CORDUROY (ReeRoy)!!!!!

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Snitches Get Stiches #134

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) & Rafael “Village Inn Guy” Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) are joined by Tryce AKA “Pizz Pazz” (@TSDCX) to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Travis McElroy, Jordan Morris, Michael Rosas Live From Big Adventure Fest” & “Belly Buttons, Cryochambers, Ben Gleib’s Telethon”

We recall more memories from Big Adventure Fest, Scott Marquez’s Name Game, Drunken Gummies, Pro Korn, Childish, Smelly Memories, TattooZzzz, Ins and Outs of Belly Buttons, VOTE Old Utensils, Preventing Cougar Chest, Shouts Outs and Our FavMoes!

PLUS LAUREN KELLY READS TO US FROM CORDUROY (ReeRoy)!!!!!

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BFF 133-Unnecessary Jeff

Rafael (@RMCGuitars) is joined by Nina Hartley (@ninalusk83) and Becky Milliner (@Becmilliner) to discuss Haystack triumph, having a famous name, greased palm failure, trailer trash spouses, Heller VS Oldhafer, and MUCH more!

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Aftermath #132.08

Lisa Lawrie and L’il Raffi’s first attempt at recording an episode to talk about the @ARIYNBF shows~Courtenay Hameister and New House.

We thought it would be a good idea to record an episode drunk in which the next day figured we should probably redo it soberish. So, we are putting this out as a bonus episode. Crack a cold one or five, sit back and listen to us unravel.Our apologies and great appreciation to anyone who listens!

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Hot Karl #132

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOEsandBFFs) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) are joined by “Scott” Marquez (@WatchTower96) in the Discount Dining Room Studio to discuss the @ARIYNBF Episodes ~ “Courteney Hameister Is To Anxious For Polyamory” & “New House, Daniel’s Keto Experience, Wendy’s Preferred Family”

We talk Falling, Fears, RV Book Tours, Fellatio, Sex Clubs, Big Adventure Fest, Becky Milliner’s Butterscotch Haystacks Finally Get Their Due, Chat Snack and FavMoes!

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Dax Hund! #131

Bonus Episode This Week!

Dax Schaffer was nice enough to talk with me about his experience on this week’s @ARIYNBF Thursday show!

We not only hear behind the scenes info but got to know this delightful human being!

We discuss everything from Disneyland, Technology, Lazy Susan Secrets, Dog Theories, Cat Talk, Butter Sandwiches, Nintendo Fanboys and Movies to Fanatics, Animation, Meeting Wendy and How He Got The Alison Gig!

Follow him on Instagram & Twitter @DaxSchaffer

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Boof Friend’s Fancast #130

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Bert Kreischer Wishes You’d Stop Calling Him Fat” & “Greg Heller Returns, Alison’s Zip Fly Confusion, Daniel’s Fall”

We talk Bro Dude Anti-Female Anal Obsessed Culture, Sober October AKA Sobtober, Making Fun Of Parenting, Weed Laws, Greg’s Heller Of A Return, Jeff’s Drop Game, Free Mantras, Livestream Fun, Shouts Outs, Call Outs and Our Favorite JMOEs!

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Mail Order Muffin #129

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Kathryn Burns No Longer Keeps Her Emmy In The Bathroom” & “Car Wash Innovations, Jordan’s Tipping Shades, Tar Pits”

We talk More Go F Your Pod, BFF s Big Adventure Fest, Soft Shoin’ with Alison, Seasonal Carbs, Weighing In On Breakfast Breads, Pos/Pos, Serious Dressing, No Pants Jordan, Jordan’s Tootsies, Jordan’s Pits, Jordan’s Famous Hugs, Lady Garden Woes, Shouts Outs and Our Favorite JMOEs!

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Whisker Biscuit #128

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) & Rafael “Citraholic” Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Bonnie MacFarlane Doesn’t Do Farm Girl Comedy” & “Scary Movies, Cliff Diving, What’s In Alison’s Box”

We talk Go F Your Pod Update, Humorless Women, Lisa’s Vons Box, Raffi’s Pussy Petting Technique, Sopes Clarity, Overrated Gals n’ Pals, Naming Private Parts, Box Reveal Anxiety, Dr. Jenn’s Trumpkin Pie M&Ms, M’s Mix Explained, Daniels’ Poop Endeavor, Scarring Scary Movies, Shouts Outs, Favorite JMOEs PLUS A TRIPLE STACK OF COLONEL’S KERNELS!

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Bisexual Jeans #127

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) & Rafael “Techniques Professional” Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Kate Spencer and Doree Shafir of Forever 35 Were Raised By Teen Magazines” & “Ben Gleib’s Bono Adventure, Renee’s Turtle release, Terrible Fro-Yo Toppings”

We talk Coffreaking Out, Confirmed Bachelorette, IV, F That, Bringing Your Kids Up Musically Challenged, ALL Listen, High School Famous, Dr. Just Jennifer Breaks Daniels’ Brain, Fro-NO!, Cancun Mysteries…None Of Your FWBeeswax, Mouth Moises, Shouts Outs, JMOEs and Believe It Or Not, it WAS William Kat!

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5 Second Quick Jack #126

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Ralph Garman Doesn’t Hold Grudges…Anymore” & “Daniel’s Crisis, David’s Snake Story And Coyote Hazing!”

We talk Great Childhood = Unhappy Adulthood?, Moving Out Of Your Comfort Zone, Surrounding Yourself With Quality People, Dr. Jenn’s Carrot Cake Spread Crisis, Pet Snakes, Weird Stolen Goods, Imperfect Vision, Halloween Worsts, Shout Outs and JMOES!

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Very first Book Club Edition of the BFF!

Lisa Lawrie, Rafael Castaneda and Dr. Jenn discuss Greg Heller’s mom’s and Aunt’s Book~ September Somewhere!

Written by Susan Lerner and Nancy Meyer

Book Synopsis-Charlotte, Ryan and Mariella…three friends, from unique backgrounds, bonded at the most elite law school in America. On the eve of graduation they make a vow to once a year reunite for cocktails, catching up and whatever else the weekend brings. They will meet September, Somewhere. From New York to San Francisco, Paris to The Hamptons, these ambitious young lawyers will see their promised reunions drift from casual, nostalgic gatherings to something far more complex, as ego, greed and a secret lust threaten to fracture their bond. And then there’s Bermuda, and that night on the beach that cannot be undone.
Inspired by true events, September, Somewhere is a peek behind the curtain at the world of young, top dollar lawyers, a place of status, suspect morals and infinite temptation. Charlotte, Ryan and Mariella will each pick a different path through this complicated world, but once a year those paths intersect. And that’s when things get interesting

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Never Nudes #125

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) welcome in studio “Task Master” Dr. Jenn (@DulceCa17) to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Nikki Glaser Is Monogomous With Her Hatred” & “Alison’s Rage, Lululemon Horseplay, An Upsetting Snack Chat”

We talk Alison Merch, Raffis Homemade Assless Pants, WWJD?, Mouthful Of Obligation, Spreading The Bad News, Pumping Kin, Taze Craze, Lisa’s House IS Wacko, SHAGin’, JMOEs, The Dr. Jenn Quiz, Dirty Chat Snack AND SOME COLONEL’S KERNELS!

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Extra Studded #124

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) welcome in studio “Cosplayer” Tryce (@TSDCX) to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Ken Marino and I Have A Date To Get Facials” & “Alison’s Medical Scare, Alie’s Sleep Tracking, Cynthia Nixon’s Bagel”

We talk Cool Nerds, Ken Borino, Unfit For Skinny Jeans, Weiner Love, Itchy Shirts, Kid Napped, Mark Wahlburgness, Surprise Paps, Cupcake Droppings, Infinitely Scarffy, Titty Boyz, Doable Dating App, JMOEZzzz AND SOME COLONEL’S KERNELS!

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Sucks, Isn’t It? #123

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “John Henson Wants To Teach You the Basics” & “Hiccup Remedies, Standardized Birthdays, Social Jeff Warrior”

We talk Selling Yourself To The Bubble Boy, Clooney Monster, The Sweetest Grass, Jeff’s Touch, #MeThree, GIFs, Deja Vu, What Happens In Vegas…Is Lame AND FINALLY SOME COLONEL’S KERNELS!

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BFF122- I’ll Be There When I Be There

Rafael is joined by Kelly (@SatchelsofGold) to discuss Sexism, Being a considerate consumer, Your currency in life, Sexy spreadsheets, Taylor Swift wisdom, Creepy Children’s songs, And MUCH More!

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Muddy Buddy #121

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) welcome Lauren Kelly (@Lauren2by2) and Toby Milton (@jtobiasm) to the show to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “James Gunn Replay” & “Alison’s Million Dollar Idea, “Virtue Signaling, Fan Phone Call”

We talk Nerd Heroes, Ignoring Red Flags, How To Be Happy, Being Fired For Your Past, Old ARIYNBF Format, PG Porn, Inspiring Fan Phone Call, Carb Czar, Conquered By Social Media, Xtreme Greetings and Stuffed Muffs!

I ran out of time to add Colonel’s Kernels AGAIN this week, so I will TRIPLE up next week!

Intro Song From Lost Property By Toby Milton “Float”

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Boob Titz #120

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) welcome Kelly “4 Bagger” Lundquist (@SatchelsofGold) and Dan Bublitz (@DanBublitzJr) to the show to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Sarah Schaffer Is Sick Of Social Media” & “Alison’s Eyebrow, Daniel’s Shame Face, Eating Songbirds”

We talk Fame Desire, Hyper Sensitivity, Being Down With O.P.P, Bark WIlliams, Leash Laws, Fart Duel Dreams, Rectally Challenged, Raffi’s Shameful Fart Childhood, The Infamous Fred Hearst, Period Biscuit Love, Karma or Kraema, Broccoli Rage and Nerds!

Check out Dan’s One Man Show “It Was Supposed to Be A Love Story” at DanBublitz.com and Dan’s two podcasts~ The Art Of Bombing and My Father’s Records!

****I ran out of time to add Colonel’s Kernels this week, so I will double up next week!

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