Blue Fistin’ #80

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) and Rafael “Sleepy Smurf O’ Rita” “Dudley Do Rags” Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) are joined by Ray Morgan (@RayMorganIII) to discuss this week’s @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Lisa Lillian-AKA Hungry Girl Returns” & “Wendy’s Fave Movie, David’s Dear Blinds, Alison’s Dipping Dots”
We talk Diet-Y Moms, Clean Eating, Proper Pronunciations, Lots O’ Lotus, HGFY Edition Smurfs, ARIYNBF themed Escape Room, NevAHda, Patreon Excitement PLUS our new segment “Colonel’s Kernels”!
Posted to iTunes By Jason Dix (@WoodLoaf)
iTunes Logo By Ray Morgan (@RayMorganIII)

Choch & Dilz #79

This week Super Fan Meghan and Lisa are NOT in Visalia with The Dix Family, instead, Ultra Fan Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) joins Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) to discuss this week’s @ARIYNBF episode~ “Graham Elwood & Chris Mancini” AND “Daniel’s Smurf Collection, Alison’s Versed Monologues, Alie Ward’s Avuncular Halloween”
We Talk, LA Podfest, Life Saving Podcasts, Alison People Are Special, Patreon Carb Choices, Being Versedless, Jacking Off In To Cups, Living Authentically, Claire’s iTunes Comment Update, Collecting Blue Buddies Is Just Smurfy AND A New Segment Tentatively Called “What Did Jeff Say?”!!!
Posted to iTunes by Jason Dix (@WoodLoaf)
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​ Hot Eats #78

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) and Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) are joined by Kelly Lundquist (@SatchelsOfGold) & Joanna Bowman (@Joanna_Bowman49) to discuss the @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “Lacey Newman” & “Alison’s Audio Book, Daniel’s Riddle, David’s Flash Mob”
We talk Trauma, Healing, Potato Foortattas, Charades, More Left Underwear, Queen Mary Is Scary, Extreme Haunted House Scharacters, Craigslist No Nos, AND ALISON’S IVF!!
Posted to iTunes By Jason Dix (@Woodloaf)
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Mother Lode #77

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) and Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Alie Ward” & “Epiphany Judges, Clothing Appraisers, Hot Butt Magazine”
We talk MORE Podfest Recaps, Jeff Enigmas, Favorite Ologies, Your Quotes Can “Fuck Off”, Creepy Grand-Parents, Asbestos Hair, Feeling Material, Philanthropic Douche Baggery, Lovin’ Team David-Wendy AND First Patreon Submitted Carb Idea!
Posted to iTunes by Jason Dix (@Woodloaf)
iTunes Logo by Ray Morgan (@RayMorganIII)

Podfest #76

Rafael (@RMCGuitars) is joined by Leeann @LeeannMWard) and Tryce (@TSDCX) to talk Bald Bryan Controversy, Dry Daniel, Staying at 3 AirBNBs, Master Christina P, Mommy Gene’s Mom Jeans, Book Titles (And The Subtle Art of Picking a Subtitle That Conveys The Book’s Message And Overwhelms The Reader), Podfest, And So Much More!​

Honky Tonk Zeroes #75

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) and Rafael “Laffy Taffy” Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) are joined by TS (@TSDCX) and “Colonel” Lee Bruns (@RealLeeBruns) to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Wheeler Walker Jr.” & “Fake Tears, Annie’s Dolphins, Trifling With The Wrong David”
We tried out something new and had a pre-recorded message from “LeeAnimal” (@LeeannMWard) to weigh in on Wheeler and “real” Country music. We also have a bee update, Shout-outs & we talk Pop Country Garbage, Get Your Fucks Out Of My Country Music, Personas Suck, Becoming A Colonel, Missing Myspace, Phone Addictions, Money Losing Lifestyle and A Kim Jones’ update!
Posted to iTunes by Jason Dix (@Woodloaf)
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Hacksquat On A Kumquat #74

This week, Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) are joined by Whitney Neil (@WhitneyNeil) to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Morgan Murphy & Robin Shorr” and “Insults Involving Salad Dressing, David’s Intruder, The Trail Of Robin”.
We talk Social Homebodies, Growing Up Kumquat, Hyper Localities, Earthquake Weather, Large Feet in Large Shoes, Egg Love, Embarrassing Dressing, Podfest, Is It A JMOE? and The Etymology of A Hack Squat!
This Show Dedicated To The Brews By Don, thanks DON!
Posted to iTunes by Jason Dix (@WoodLoaf)
iTunes Logo by Ray Morgan (@RayMorganIII)

Cuntréal #73

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JmoesandBffs) and Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) welcome Toby Milton(@TMilt) to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Mike Mitchell” & “Alison’s Embarrassing Story, Annie’s Leave Behinds, David’s Found Onions”
We talk Doughboys, LOVE, One Way Cat Rivalries, Remembering Jason Horton, Monday Snack Chat Is Whack, Color Headed Cunts, ASMRn’t, Maturity With Period Stains, Table 9 at The E.R., Super Fan or Super Phony?, Jenna And Al Updates!
iTunes Logo By Ray Morgan (@RAYMORGANIII)
Posted To iTunes By Jason Dix (@WoodLoaf)

Dickmann In A Biscuit #72

This week Lisa Lawrie(@JmoesandBffs) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) are joined by Ray Morgan (@RayMorganIII) to talk this week’s @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “Larry Miller Returns” & “Alison’s Funway, Daniel’s T.V. Ghost, Sassy Dog Shirts”
We discuss The Soothing Sounds Of Larry Miller, Accidental Stuntman, Drinking Hiatus, Overrated Snacks, Fussy Adults, Kink Shaming, Super Dickmanns, Patreon Teasers, Flip Flop Culture, Martini’s with Musso, Frank, Wyatt, Manny AND Sonny!
iTunes Artwork by Ray Morgan (RAYMORGANIII)
Posted To iTunes By Jason Dix (@WoodLoaf)​

Eat My A$$! #71

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) discuss this week’s @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “Rider Strong” & “Alison’s Lizard Cowbells, Daniel’s Music Career, Jordan’s Identity Crisis”
We talk Rider Strong, Pixie Stix, Getting People To Swear, Personas, Dennis Millering of Yesteryear, Silly Lizards Haters, Drinking Quitters, Shrimp Chips, Spring Assist Switch Blades and JMOES!
Artwork on iTunes By Ray Morgan (@RAYMORGANIII)
Posted to iTunes By Jason Dix (@WOODLOAF)
*****DISCLAIMER***** If you are sensitive to grocery eating lyrics, turn off before outro!

Legacy #70

This Week, Lisa Lawrie (@JMOEsandBFFs) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) are joined by Demian Cordova (@SuperDemC) to discuss the @ARIYNBF Episodes~  “Laura London” and “Alison’s Crisis of Aesthetics, Demi’s Bro Guy, A Plague Of Dildos”
We talk Dogs, Pocket Pudding Spoons, Kilmer Love, Shitty Apologies, Total Eclipse Of The Balls, Dildo Subscriptions, The Watching Hour News, Nap Updates AND Lots Of Shout Outs!
PLUS ALISON HAS A NEW SHIRT DESIGNED BY OUR VERY OWN L’il Raffi!! YOU KNOW YOU WANT ONE…BUY IT HERE!!! http://qzart.bigcartel.com/
***Also, Stay tuned to the bitter end for an Alison People Bottomless Brunch Bonus! With @Zenerapark, @DulceCa17, @BrittKusserow & @JmoesandBffs
This Episode dedicated to LuLu
iTunes Artwork By Ray Morgan (@RayMorganIII)
Posted To iTunes By Jason Dix (@WoodLoaf)​

Death By 69

On This Week’s Sleepy Episode, Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) & Rafael “Rip Van Raffi” Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) are joined by Joanna Bowman (@Joanna_Bowman49) to discuss the @ARIYNBF Episodes ~ “Esther Povitzky” and “Alison’s Bathtub Problem, Wendy’s New Mattress, John Henson’s Matinee Sex”
Grab Your Blanky and Get Cozy As We talk Reality vs. Expectation, Makeup Makeovers, Feeling Girls or Boys, Esther’s New Projects & Clubs, ZZzzzz, Being Hairy Is The Pits, Alison People Brunches, Big Boob Bra Problems, ZZZZzzz, John Henson’s New Shows, Scary Monitor Feeds, Having Kids Means A LOT Of Shit, Overthinking Tub Pooping, ZZZzzzzz, To Fart Or Not To Fart, Putting 69 To Bed and Raffi Gets A Pep In His Step From All The Gal Chat…ZZZzzzzz!
Artwork on iTunes By Ray Morgan (@RayMorganIII)
Posted To iTunes By Jason DIx (@WoodLoaf)

Topless Tapas #68

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOEsandBFFs) & Rafael “Santos L. Helper” Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) is joined By ‘Super Fan’ Meghan Parkansky (@Zenerapark) & ‘Unquantifiable Fan’ Britt Kusserow (@BrittKusserow) to discuss @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Dustin Marshall” & “Alison’s Door Weirdness, Jordan Morris’s Hand Cramps, Butt Lizards”
We talk Feral Audio, Podcast Obsessions, Overcoming Shitty Childhoods, Therapy, Bloody Mary Clams, Passable Carbs, Super Unsexy Gaming Hands, Vorarephilia, Fucked Out Fetishes, Jenna & Al’s New Headboard Update, Renee’s New Dog AND A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANIEL!!!!!
iTunes Artwork by Ray Morgan (@RAYMORGANIII)
Posted To iTunes by Jason Dix (@WoodLoaf

Soylentini #67

This Week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) discuss the @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “Chris Franjola” & “Alison’s Appletinis, Demi’s Anxiety, Explaining Law and Order: SVU”
We Talk~ Super Hero Movies Super Suck, Vision Pride, Reality TV, Hot Tub Parties, Screech Porn, Anti-Dentites, Food Pills, Good or Bad ARIYNBF Fans, MahJong, Appletini and Golf Cart Hijinks!

iTunes Artwork by Ray Morgan (@RAYMORGANIII)
Posted To iTunes by Jason Dix (@Woodloaf (HI GUYS IT’S ME JASON! I LOVE YOU ALL!))

Buggery #65

This week, Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs)& Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) is joined by TS (@TSDCX)to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes ~”Demi Adejuyigbe” & “Dating Styles, Book Lice, Artisanal Lightbulbs”
We talk Gilmore Guys, Vocal Hatred, Diversity, FOL Podcast, Favorites, Grocery Etiquette, Realistic Stalking, Richard Pics, LOTS Of Hot Dogs and Shout-Outs!
Outtro songs by The Angora’s from a Daily Alison Episode
Artwork on iTunes by Ray Morgan (RAYMorganIII)
Posted to iTunes by Jason Dix (@Woodloaf)

Verified #64

This Week, Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) are joined by Leeann Ward (@LeeannMWard) & Lee Bruns (@SLBruns1) to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Jennifer Romolini” & “Alison’s Meltdown, Daniel’s Rage, Cemetery Bunnies”
We Talked Social Media, Validating Motherhood, Blind Periods, Daniel’s Rhyming Fix, InstStories, Depression Storms, Doing The Hustle, Duck Butts, Patreon Tease, JMOES and Did A Round Of Shout-Outs!!
iTunes Artwork by Ray Morgan ~ Posted To iTunes By Jason Dix

Dickens Cider #63​

This Week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFs) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars)are Joined by Jennifer Wilker (@DulceCA17) and Toby Milton (@TMilt) to Discuss the @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “Harley Morenstein” & “Understudies,Talk Therapy, Eight Cans Of Spam”
We Talk YouTube Boobs, Taste In Music & Alcohol, Rules Of Donating Shitty Food, Bad Carbs, Last Names, Uneccessary Endings, No Mo Mo Mo, aRT, Hobby Lobby Rage, Grocery Lines, RosenEats and Spam Heros!
Also, Lots Of Shout Outs!
iTunes Artwork by Ray Morgan (@RayMorganIII) Posted to iTunes by Jason Dix (@Woodloaf)
Donate To Fellow BF Ashleys’s Walk MS right NOW! https://t.co/6FVPZeWzLY
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Ep. 62 – Give A Horse A Nerd

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOEsandBFFs) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) welcome Fellow Best Friend, Ray Morgan (RayMorganIII) to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Caissie St. Onge” & “Alison’s High Five Hate, Renee’s Puppetry, Giving A Horse A Nerd”
We talk Permanent Guyliner, Hidden Tattoos, Oprah’s Give Up Program, Carrying Around A LOT Of Hurt Children, Secret Dumps, Penial Puppetry, Double Denim Disney People, Misjudged High Fives and Filling In The Jenna & Al Gaps!
THANK YOU FOR THE EXTRA SPECIAL INTRO BY LEE BRUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (@SLBRUNS1)
Artwork On iTunes By RayMorgan and posted to iTunes By Jason Dix​ (That’s me!)

The Thursday Gang Club #61

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) and Rafael “Rip Van Raffi” Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) are joined by “Birthday Girl” Kelly Lundquist (@SatchelsofGold) and “Master Of Memes” Jay Insley (J_Insley) to talk about the @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “Greg Fitzsimmons #8” & “Jenna & Al’s Farewell Show, Alison’s Fart Crutch, Otters Who Bring It”
We discuss Greg’s Awkward Starts, Bumping in to Exes, Courtship, Fun with Loinfruit, Nice Messages, Bad Attitudes, Cry Babies, Colonel Jeff Brings The BOYSe, Jay’s Amazing Going Away Gift, JMOE Makeovers, Shout Out’s, PLUS Super Sad Goodbye’s!!
We Are Going To Miss You Jenna and Al…You Were Like Family, Thank You so much and BON VOYAGE!!

Gold Star Siblings #60

​Rafael (@RMCGuitars) is joined by siblings and First Time Guests Whitney Neil (@whitneyneil) and Jacob Hewell (@jacobhewell) to talk Laurie Kilmartin, Being a John Hughes movie with a Timbaland soundtrack, Georgia Live Shows, Being a Gold Star Alison Fan, Loving Harry Potter, Living in O4Dub, Sucking Boogers, Running Marathons, Double Dipped JMOEs and much more!

Blacklist #59​

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) and Rafael “Free Range” Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) discuss the @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “Wendy & Lizzie Molyneux” AND “Alison’s Hill Phobia, Al & Jenna’s Yard Sale, Greg’s Fashion Jacket”
We Talk Bob’s Burgers, Friendship Marriage Pacts, Sisterly Love, Over/Under Parenting, Carb Losers, Show Stopping Topics, Garmonbozia, The Greg Heller Reality Tour, Oversharing Your Life, Garage Sailing Hijinks, iTunes Comment Insecurity, Patreon Bonus Bonuses and Spreading Peanut Butter On Your Big Oily Phallic JMOES!
PLUS LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF SHOUT OUTS!!!!!

Goodbye To Giggles #58

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOEsandBFFs) and Rafael “Stroop Waffle” Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) Are Joined By Meghan Parkansky (@Zenerapark) And Jenn (@DulceCa17) to Discuss The @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “Monique Powell” & “Jenna and Al’s Big News, Alison’s Head of Lies, John Henson’s Gigs”
We Talk 90’s Ska, Alison’s Sweet Spot, Death, Farting, Genius Or Lazy, Jenna and Al are Hopping OFF The Love Bus, Magic Castle Dreams, Sad Snack Chats, iTunes CommentS of The Week and Our Hatred Of Change!
PLUS LOTS O’SHOUT OUTS!!!!!!

Clothes Horse #57

This week Rafael Castaneda(@RMCGuitars) and Leeann Ward (@LeeannMWard) discuss @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “Matt Mira and Doree Shafir” & “Wallet Notes, Bad Boy Houses, Everyone’s Favorite Musical”
We talk about Credit Card Debt, Good Cop, Bad Cop, AIDS from Blood Transfusions, Dreams, House Hunting, Dog Wanting, Musicals, Dad Bods, and Clothes Horses.
And Happy Bornday L Boogie! (May 26)

Chozzerai #56

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) and Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) are joined for a SUPER SPECIAL CALIFORNIA LIVE EDITION OF THE BEST FRIEND’s Fancast by Meghan Parkansky (@Zenerapark), Rachel Phillips (@ItsSimplyRachel), Jenn (@DulceCa17), Joanna Bowman (@Joanna_Bowman49), Becki McClure (@Rajenki), Tryce Sanders (@TSDCX)!!
We discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes- “Andy Kindler” & “Alison’s Pursuit, Jordan’s Rage Deletes, Jenna’s Stinky Flamingoes”
We are recording live from my dining room in Orange, Ca…where we had a Del VS. Bell off, Did a Round of Alison related Chat Snacks, Sombrero Topics, Jay Gifts and had a really fun time celebrating All Things ARIYNBF!
THANK YOU ALL FOR MAKING THE TREK OUT TO MY HOUSE FOR THE RADDEST ALISON ROSEN SLEEPOVER WEEKEND EVER!!!!
For more information on the Climb Out Of The Darkness Maternal Mental Illness Fundraiser Please go to~ crowdrise.com/cotd2017

Happy Trails #55

On This week’s Salty Happy Mother’s Day Edition of BFF, Hosts Lisa Lawrie (@JmoesanBFFs) & “Penny Loggins” Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) is Joined By Special Guests “Bush Patrol” TS (@TSDCX) & “Natural Blonde” Jenn (@DulceCa17) To Discuss @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “Elizabeth Laime” and “Voiceovers, Go-To Jokes, Being Too Eager”

We Dive in to LOTS OF BUSH, Astrological Signs, Feeling Sepia, Huntsberger Knows Best, Unlikely V.O. Dreams, Thanks Kids For Our Divorce, Eager Beavers, Grey Duck Rage AND IS Colonel Jeff PULLING ALL OF OUR LEGS?!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND HAPPY FIRST MOTHER’S DAY ALISON!!!

Also, Don’t Be A Podcast Squatter…SUPPORT @ALISONRosen ON Patreon!

PLUS…HHHHHUUUUGGGGEEEE SHOUT OUTS TO AMAZING PEOPLE!!!!!!!

Ennis Envy #54

 

This week, Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) is joined by Kelly “Diva Cup” Lundquist (@Satchelsofgold) AND Rafael “Louganis” Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) to discuss @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “Mark Normand” & “The Umbrage, Scary Sounds, Alison’s New Schedule”
We Talk Visiting New Orleans, Dilapidated Childhoods, Period Art, Chubby Dipping, Cheating for Dummies, Cheese Rage, S…NO Caps, “BelievabAl”, Curtainless Neighbor Updates, dangerous Board Games, Cleaning Out The “Party Closet”, Loose Meat, Kissing Sleep Goodbye AND LOTS OF SHOUT OUTS!!!
PLUS NEW CO-HOST!!!??

Big Liquor #53

This week, Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) is Joined By “Henn-AHH- Rita” Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) to discuss the @ARIYNBF Episodes~”Guy Branum”  & “Dental Rebellion, Cheeky Lullabies, Rogue Steak Knives”
We talk Current Events, like The Bette Vs. Joan Feud, Poon City, Rap Music, Electric Toothbrushes, Lovin’ David Huntsberger, Game Shows, Parental Worries, Disney Movies, JMOE Stress, Podcast Festival, Shout Outs and MORE!
PLUS HAPPY BIRTHDAY “L’il Raffi” “Henny Loggins” “Kid Flaco” “Hibachi Kid” “Bubble Boy” RAFAEL CASTANEDA!!!!!!!!!​

Fruit Of The Loin #52

This Week Lisa Lawrie is Joined By LeeAnn Ward (@LeeannMWard) and Becki McClure to Discuss the @ARIYNBF Episodes- “Greg Fitzsimmons #7” & “Alison’s Cavalry, Al’s Pillow Habits, John Henson’s Hotel Sex”

We Talk Pulling Podcast Cards, Alison Is TOO Nice With Her Credit Card, Losing Baby Weight, LOIN FRUIT PODCAST!, BJ Pros, Parenting Fun, HOTEL SEX, Airport Hijinks, Patreon, Pillow Talk, Peanut Chews and Podcast Festival!

PLUS Our Resident Black Assassin James Leroy Wilson!