Never Nudes #125

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) welcome in studio “Task Master” Dr. Jenn (@DulceCa17) to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Nikki Glaser Is Monogomous With Her Hatred” & “Alison’s Rage, Lululemon Horseplay, An Upsetting Snack Chat”

We talk Alison Merch, Raffis Homemade Assless Pants, WWJD?, Mouthful Of Obligation, Spreading The Bad News, Pumping Kin, Taze Craze, Lisa’s House IS Wacko, SHAGin’, JMOEs, The Dr. Jenn Quiz, Dirty Chat Snack AND SOME COLONEL’S KERNELS!

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Extra Studded #124

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) welcome in studio “Cosplayer” Tryce (@TSDCX) to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Ken Marino and I Have A Date To Get Facials” & “Alison’s Medical Scare, Alie’s Sleep Tracking, Cynthia Nixon’s Bagel”

We talk Cool Nerds, Ken Borino, Unfit For Skinny Jeans, Weiner Love, Itchy Shirts, Kid Napped, Mark Wahlburgness, Surprise Paps, Cupcake Droppings, Infinitely Scarffy, Titty Boyz, Doable Dating App, JMOEZzzz AND SOME COLONEL’S KERNELS!

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Sucks, Isn’t It? #123

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “John Henson Wants To Teach You the Basics” & “Hiccup Remedies, Standardized Birthdays, Social Jeff Warrior”

We talk Selling Yourself To The Bubble Boy, Clooney Monster, The Sweetest Grass, Jeff’s Touch, #MeThree, GIFs, Deja Vu, What Happens In Vegas…Is Lame AND FINALLY SOME COLONEL’S KERNELS!

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Muddy Buddy #121

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) welcome Lauren Kelly (@Lauren2by2) and Toby Milton (@jtobiasm) to the show to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “James Gunn Replay” & “Alison’s Million Dollar Idea, “Virtue Signaling, Fan Phone Call”

We talk Nerd Heroes, Ignoring Red Flags, How To Be Happy, Being Fired For Your Past, Old ARIYNBF Format, PG Porn, Inspiring Fan Phone Call, Carb Czar, Conquered By Social Media, Xtreme Greetings and Stuffed Muffs!

I ran out of time to add Colonel’s Kernels AGAIN this week, so I will TRIPLE up next week!

Intro Song From Lost Property By Toby Milton “Float”

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Boob Titz #120

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) welcome Kelly “4 Bagger” Lundquist (@SatchelsofGold) and Dan Bublitz (@DanBublitzJr) to the show to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Sarah Schaffer Is Sick Of Social Media” & “Alison’s Eyebrow, Daniel’s Shame Face, Eating Songbirds”

We talk Fame Desire, Hyper Sensitivity, Being Down With O.P.P, Bark WIlliams, Leash Laws, Fart Duel Dreams, Rectally Challenged, Raffi’s Shameful Fart Childhood, The Infamous Fred Hearst, Period Biscuit Love, Karma or Kraema, Broccoli Rage and Nerds!

Check out Dan’s One Man Show “It Was Supposed to Be A Love Story” at DanBublitz.com and Dan’s two podcasts~ The Art Of Bombing and My Father’s Records!

****I ran out of time to add Colonel’s Kernels this week, so I will double up next week!

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Salty Discharge #119

This week “L’il Rafiki” Rafael Castaneda and Lisa Lawrie discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Greg Fitzsimmons Needs A Good Cry” & “Daniel’s Birthday, Baby Gender Reveal, Alison’s Self Tanning”

We talk Familiar Dysfunction, Depressing Depression, Growing Humans, 3-Way People, Splaying Periods, Wearing Western, Birthdaze, Spoiled By TV, JMOEs and SHOUT OUTS!

PLUS ALISON and DANIEL ARE HAVING A BOY!!!!!

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Phil McCrevis #118

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) and Rafael “L’il Rafiki” Castaneda discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Allie MCKay Doesn’t Care What You Think” & “Daniel’s Baby Names, Dr. Laura’s Legos, Old Timey Prank”

We catch up with eachother, talk Night Birds, Shrinking Women, We Are All Just Mirandas, Suicidal Tendencies, Fruity Comparisons, Bullshit National Holidays, Dr. Shlaura, Honestly Guilty, Half or Whole Assing It, RepeatMOEs and Colonel’s Kernels!

PLUS AN ON LOCATION CLIP FROM WASHINGTON WITH BECKI MCCLURE AND JEN STARK!

****Disclaimer…I meant to say Dodge City, Kansas and NOT Flagstaff, Arizona…which just proves the point, I need to check out a map a little more often! ~LL

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BFF #117 ver.2 – Raffi and Tryce and Megz!

Rafael (@RMCGuitars) is joined by Meghan (@zenerapark) and Tryce (@TSDCX) about Boring Nemec, Hip Hop, Perfect Cheese Plates, Daniel’s New Venture, Mandela Coincidences, AND MUCH MORE! Featuring an appearance from Super Mom Julie Parkansky!!!

Don’t forget to read September Somewhere for BFF Bookclub!
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Bummer Vacation #116 

This Week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) welcome Lauren Kelly (@Lauren2by2) to join us in discussing the @ARIYNBF episodes~”Ray Oldhafer,Chris Boehm, Colin Cheer and A Question” & “Jordan’s Druggy Drugs, Jeff’s Homemade Cheez-Its, The Summer Of Toodles”
We did a mini “Thank You For Being A Fan” episode to find out more about Lauren and her Alison origin story, she brought PA Snacks To Taste and She Does A Cat In The Hat Reading!
Then we talk Carolla Cast-Offs, Our Druggiest Drugs, Baby’s Heartbeat, Immature Tastebuds, CA Weather Is For The Birds, Sweet Valley So High, Jimmy Barfett, Leave Behinds, September Rising, Wild Words, ​​Neighbor Larry Cameo, JMOEs and SHOUT OUTS!
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Last Resort #115

This week Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) and Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Jen Gotch Hates Nutshells,Likes Emotional Rating Systems” & “Alie Ward’s Fishnet Burn, Call Centers, DQ’s Beautiful Buttcrack”
We talk Overrated Emotions, BAD APPLE Awareness, Interrupting Yourself, Diverse Diversity, Fashionless Victims, Raffi’s Fishnet Secrets, Jesus Underwear, Livin Your Life, Colonel’s Kernels & Ummmmmmmm SHOUT OUTS!
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Magic Pity #113

This week Rafael “L’il Aardvark” Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) and Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) discuss the @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “Sarah Colonna Is Addicted To Not Getting Murdered” & “Savory Puddings, Errant Nails, The Rise Of Fascism”
We are back from our Southland trip, catching up with eachother along with recorded messages from fellow trippers, Whitney, Jacob and Jay Insley! Also Lauren Kelly sent in a special treat, I hope your ears are prepared!

We talk Relationships, Addiction, Reincarnation, Big Gals, Parental TV Sets, FroPu, HardLee’s, Strippers Named Caviar, Drake Rage, Flashbang Holsters…AND TONS OF SHOUT OUTS!

PLUS FIND OUT WHO THE BIG WEINER OF RAY MORGAN’S ALISON MEGA QUIZ IS!!!!!
Special Thanks To Jen Stark For Sending In Our Outtro  Song From The Band- Spitting Image!
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Bangers #110

This week, Rafael “Can’t Stand Ya” Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) and Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Alison Tackles The Big Questions” & “Jordan’s Hugs, Possible Intruders, Alison’s Crackling”
We share our Memorial Day weekend Events and talk Going Solo Part II, Choosing Lightness, Hangover Cures, Holly Hobbyless, Last Supper, California Cool, Little Debbie vs. Hostess, Free Hugs, Too Much TV, Knowing Your Cunty Audience, JordanZzzz New Podcast, Colonels Kernels, JMOEs PLUS A Call To Alison People For Retweets, Fan Art and Telling a Friend!
ALSO LISTEN FOR THE ALISON ROSEN MEGA QUIZ RULES WHERE YOU CAN WIN A SIGNED COPY OF HER BOOK FROM RAY MORGAN!!!!

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Uzed & aBuzed #111

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) and Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Lauren Sivan Speaks Out” & “Army Duffels, The Psychopath Test, Traveling Alone”
We talk Playing the Victim, Uber Lyfting, Colonel’s Kernels, Duffle vs. Luggage, Kelly “4 Bagger” Lundquist is Winning the Carb Game, Commercial Imitation, Raffi’s “Suns Out Buns Out” Dream Cabriolet, Travelling So Low, Lauren Kelly Sent in A Voice Message, LeeanniMOEs AND A Pop Psychopath Test!
PLUS LISTEN FOR THE NEXT TWO PARTS OF RAY MORGAN’S ALISON MEGA QUIZ, WHERE YOU CAN WIN A SIGNED COPY OF ALISON ROSEN’S BOOK WITH ORIGINAL DRAWING BY DANIEL
ALSO GET WELL SOON SUPER FAN MEGHAN…WE LOVE YOU! XOXOXOXOXO!

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Nutflix & Chill #109

On This Week’s BFF, Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) and Rafael Castaneda  (@RMCGuitrs) are Joined By Tryce “T-Dizzle” (@TSDCX) to discuss this week’s @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “AMA” & “Smarmy Car Guys, Hair Hacks, David’s Grossout Threshold”
We Talk Alison Dates, Crushing Hard, Long Hair Red Flags, Monthly Visitor Pod, Trader Joe’s Alien, Sizing Up Bras, Close Nut Calls, Parental Identity, Colonel’s Kernels, Tons Of Shout-Outs and The Long Awaited Scott Marquez Interview (OUR FAN!)
PLUS THE TRYCE QUIZ!!!
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Goodbye To Giggles #58

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOEsandBFFs) and Rafael “Stroop Waffle” Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) Are Joined By Meghan Parkansky (@Zenerapark) And Jenn (@DulceCa17) to Discuss The @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “Monique Powell” & “Jenna and Al’s Big News, Alison’s Head of Lies, John Henson’s Gigs”
We Talk 90’s Ska, Alison’s Sweet Spot, Death, Farting, Genius Or Lazy, Jenna and Al are Hopping OFF The Love Bus, Magic Castle Dreams, Sad Snack Chats, iTunes CommentS of The Week and Our Hatred Of Change!
PLUS LOTS O’SHOUT OUTS!!!!!!

Cuck Fuchs #51

This week “RAD Fan” Lisa Lawrie (@JMOEsandBFFs) and “Blue Bubble Boy” Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) Discuss @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “Josh Wolf” & “Alison Got Mommy Shamed, #AL On Film, Crocodile Mouths”
We talk MORE Dog Vs. Cats, Accidental Golden Showers, Fetish Shaming, Butts, Edibles, Old Folks Heroin Homes, Parenting For Dummies, Depression Candy AND Is There ANYTHING that Colonel Jeff Does That ISN’T Cool??
PLUS MORE SHOUT OUTS…whether you like em or not!

Big MACkée #40

It’s WOMAN Power This week, Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) is joined by Joanna (@Joanna_Bowman49) and Emily (@EmilyQ4Ever) to talk about the @ARIYNBF Episodes- “Lisa Schwartz” (@Lilschwartzie) and “Big Macs,227 & Things Millennials Don’t Know But Gen X Does” w/Joe De Rosa (@JoeDeRosaComedy)
We Talk Odd Jobs, YouTube Boobs, Admitting PMS, Growing Humans Is Work, Gen X Cuspers, Secretly Hating FB Friends, Logans, America’s Mass Suicide By Junk Food, Happy Or Hate For People, Alcohol With An FB Chaser, Movie Snack Etiquette, Kushy Ball Fun, Temple Of My Dog AND EVEN BIGGER MACS!
Plus Leeann needs to answer the MAINE questions!

Best Friend’s Fancast Ep.6 – “Really Rosie Racist Raisin Balls”

On this week’s episode, TS (@tsdcx) joins me Lisa (@JMOESandBFFs) to talk about professional podcaster, Travis McElroy and The Really RosieThursday Gang show! We discuss such topics as Lisa’s Narcissister, Positivity, Controversial Brazil Nuts, Creepy Kids Authors and MUCH MORE!

 

Best Friend’s Fancast Ep.3 – “Karpe Diem”

On this week’s episode of BFFancast, Lisa invites ultrafan Rafael to the show to discuss the Jensen Karp episode of Alison Rosen is Your New Best Friend!

To be part of the show, email:

bffancast@gmail.com

Best Friends Fancast Website

Follow Lisa and her guests:

@JmoesAndBffs on Twitter

@rmcguitars on Twitter

Support #ARIYNBF

alisonrosen.com

Best Friend’s Fancast Ep. 2 – “Modus Operandi”

In this episode, Lisa invites #BestFriends Adam and Demian to do “All Things Alison” and discuss the #ARIYNBF “Rory Scovel Returns” episode as well as the “Alison’s Big Question, Jeff’s Pot Epiphany, Jenna’s Magical Jeans” episode.

They also do “JMOE Jabber”

Follow Lisa, her guests and help support #ARIYNBF below!

@JmoesAndBffs on Twitter

@SuperDemC on Twitter

@AdamInABox on Twitter

Email Lisa: BFFancast@gmail.com

Support #ARIYNBF: AlisonRosen.Com

Best Friend’s Fancast Ep. 1 – “The Podcast Formerly Known As The JMOE Patrol”

Here it is! It’s the Best Friend’s Fancast with Lisa Lawrie , the OFFICIAL new face of the “Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend Podcast” Fancast. For #AlisonPeople by #AlisonPeople.

In this episode, Lisa invites #BestFriends Ray and Rafael to do “All Things Alison” and discuss the #ARIYNBF “Tiffany Haddish” episode as well as the “Layoffs, Takeoffs and Greg’s Greatest Poop Story” episode.

They also do “JMOE Jabber”

Follow Lisa, her guests and help support #ARIYNBF below!

@JmoesAndBffs on Twitter

@RayMorganiii on Twitter

@RMCGuitars on Twitter

 

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Jmoe Patrol ep.72 – “Cow Dill”

Lisa Lawrie invites Top Commenter Leean and long time fan/newbie to the show Josh to discuss last weeks Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend’s shows.

They also talk about the ARIYNBF fans who are men, Spaghetti O’s, why Lisa and Leeann may not want this show to be shared on Facebook or Twitter, sleeping and why Leeann has a beef with Greg!

They also do some JMOE Jabber!

Tune in, subscribe and tell a friend!

To be part of the show, email or tweet Lisa:
jmoepatrol@gmail.com
@JmoesAndBffs

Also follower her guests on Twitter:
@LeeannMWard
@TXJosh86

Jmoe Patrol ep.71 – “BYOF TS & Lisa”

Want to know more about the mysterious and hilarious TS? Well, you’ve got it!

Lisa talks with TS about how he he became an Alison Rosen fan, Twin Peaks, the old Thurs gang, butter sandwiches, head scabs, starbursts & skittles, why mangos are the “Vampire Weekend” of fruits, shower habits, blueberries, going number two and California.

Also, they play a game of “which type of animal is.. (fill in the blank)” and TS turns the tables and interviews Lisa!

@JMOEPatrol
@JmoesAndBffs
@TSDCX

jmoepatrol@gmail.com

Jmoe Patrol ep.70 – “Everybody Needs Therapy”

Lisa Lawrie discusses all things Alison Rosen related with guest hosts Demian, TS and Rafael. Listen in as they chat therapy, porn, music, bingo, california and who will talk to Daniel about Game of Thrones?!

She also does “All Things Alison” and “JMOE Jabber”!

To be a guest, email or tweet her:

jmoepatrol@gmail.com
@JmoesAndBffs

You can also follow her guests on twitter:

@SuperDemC
@RMCGuitars
@TSDCX

Jmoe Patrol ep.69 – “You Stupid Twinkie”

Hello!! Welcome back!! To us that is!!

The JMOE Patrol has an all new format along with other possible changes coming soon. We are very excited to announce that one of our fan favorite Patrolers, Lisa Lawrie, is now the new host. Each week she invites other #AlisonPeople to join her in celebrating everything and anything Alison Rosen!!

To kick it off, joining Lisa this week are Ray Morgan and Ultrafan Rafael Castaneda to discuss the ARIYNBF episodes “Margaret Cho” & “Pilot Shoots and Lemon Pranks”.

They discuss celebrity sightings, the dynamics of the Thursday gang, frozen food, pillow talk and more! They also do “All Things Alison” and “JMOE Jabber”.

Please also look for us on iTunes. Subscribe, share and bring a friend!

To be part of the show, email Lisa:

Jmoepatrol@gmail.com

@JmoesAndBffs
@JMOEPatrol
@RayMorganIII
@rmcguitars