“No Muff Too Tuff” – Ep.11

This episode is an estrogen filled, not so innocent Girl’s Night!
Lisa (@JmoesandBFFs) is joined by “Top Commenter” “LeeAnimal” Leann Ward (@LeeannMWard) and the return of ‘Jmoe Patrol Alumna’ Becki McClure (@Rajenki) to talk about <3 Greg Fitzsimmons<3 (Gas and all), Best Buddies, Swearing, Sad News, Being a “Cool” Parent, Colonel Jeff’s Jokes, Mockingbirds, A Courageous Ostomate, Pedicures and #Al are Manly,Vintage Dudes and Steampunk Bush PLUS so much MORE!

“Everything’s Coming Up Rosen” – Ep.9

Double your pleasure as we go deep in to Alison and Daniel’s EVEN BIGGER NEWS!! TS (@TSDCX), Ray (@RayMorganIII) and Newcomer Toby (@TMilt) join Lisa (@JMOESandBFFS) to discuss Meeting Our Own Idols, Raising & Choking Chickens, Gardens, Jenna’s New Real Housewife Obsession, Toxic Friendships, The Return of Dave Holmes AKA Vander Holmes Rules, Awkward School Experiences, Square Cheeseburger Eating Meth Head Prostitutes In Trunks, What Does Lisa Keep In HER Vans Box and how to dispose of it… PLUS Real Men Bake! HI BRITTANY!”

“Alison is Enceinte” Ep.8 –

On this week’s special episode,Lisa (@JmoesandBFFS) is joined by Demian (@SuperDemC), Adam (@Adaminabox), Super Fan Meghan (@Zenerapark) and cameo appearance by Ray (@RayMorganIII) as we talk about Alison’s and Daniel’s exciting BABY news!!!
We also wish Jenna Kim Jones a Happy 30th Birthday!
Plus we go deep in to giant Saggy Vaginas,Diets,Politics,Romantic Farts AND the ever funny repeat guest, Ben Gleib!

“Vander Chump Rules” Ep.7-

Start off your Bitchin’ Summer with this extra special extended episode!
Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) is joined by none other than, Top Commenter- Leeann Ward (@LeeAnnMWard), ULTRA Fan- “L’il Raffi” Rafael Castaneda (@RMCguitars-did you hear? He’s been to Alison’s house) AND SUPER FAN MEGHAN (@Zenerapark)!!!
We all get on our soap box to discuss Ben Hoffman…or Wheeler Walker Jr, Country Music Snobbery, Bad Brown Eye Jokes, Overalls Confidence, Wendy’s affiliation, is the poop on your butt really dead AND did you hear? Rafael has been to Alison’s house, at her dining room table…ON ARIYNBF!!
K.I.T.

​JMOE Patrol ep.68 – “Raw Dawg & Bare”

Heyoo! The JMOE Patrol is chatting up all “Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend” eps from Jay Larson to the latest salad debacle.
Oh, and it has not been edited.
Jason gets a post-it note stuck to his shoe while recording, Lisa’s chronic hugging has made its way around her
cul de sac, and Brianne will most definitely correct anyone who says her name wrong. It’s simple English folks!!!
Enjoy.

JMOE Patrol ep.67 “Alison’s New Best Friend”

You’re in for a doozy! In this ep you will find out how the holiday’s are huge pains in our asses, how Jason combated the flea’s his felines acquired, that we are 365 days ACS free, and who Alison’s newest Best Friend is!!

JMOE Patrol ep.66 – “Holiday Delay”

Thanks for hanging with the Patrol! I promise we’re almost caught up… sort of! Here we discuss the Josh Wolf & Thanksgiving eps! It’s one giant “All Things Alison” and “JMOE Jabber” infused with some witty repartee.
Enjoy!

JMOE Patrol ep.65 – “Chalazapalooza”

Hey! We’re back playing catch up on all of the Alison Rosen goodness that wrapped up 2015. Join us while we chat about our favorite podcast “Alison Rosen is Your New Best Friend”!

JMOE Patrol ep.64 – “Leftovers for Days” 

 It’s more leftovers and catch up about Alison Rosen is Your New Best Friend from Brianne, Lisa and Jason!
We’re holding true to our name, the JMOE Patrol, by reading ALL of your JMOE’s that were read on her show!

JMOE Patrol ep.63 – “Movember Mashup Continued”

 We all love those Thanksgiving leftovers, so here is Brianne, Lisa and Jason serving up some Mashed Alison Rosen!

JMOE Patrol ep.62 – “Alison Piece Theater: Alison’s Blogs, Unwanted Guests and Alcohol” 

 It’s a NEW edition of Alison Piece Theater with Superfan Meghan and Ultrafan Rafael @rmcguitars. They talk “dirty diet cokes”,  Raf’s poor review, Alison’s blogs and more!

​JMOE Patrol ep.61 – “Going Dental”

Brianne, Jason and Lisa are back from a break and have provided you with a two part episode to catch up on ALL of the November ARIYNBF’s we have missed so far!
This time, it’s a MASH-UP anddddd… guess what? We will be reading and weighing in on all, yes, ALL JMOE’s that were read on each ep we have missed. Tune in, subscribe and bring a friend! (It’s a TWO part-er, so be ready for part two asap!)

JMOE Patrol ep.60 – “Purrency”

Is this a trick or a treat??? The whole crew is BACK together to discuss “All Things Alison”, “JMOE Jabber”, Halloween costumes, “purrency”, MS, jobs.. and, wait, no poop? Nope, no poop.
We love you, enjoy!

JMOE Patrol ep.59 – “Popcorn Poop Soup”

Join Brianne, Lisa, Jason, Leeann @leeannMWard and Laura @bingopajamasas they discuss the continuously fantastic ARIYNBF podcast. We chat “All Things Alison”, “JMOE Jabber” and much more!

JMOE Patrol ep.58 – “Nothing To See Here”

Welp, what can I say. We have some all-star guest patrollers and a surprise guest. We do “All Things Alison”, “JMOE Jabber” and just have a grand ol’ time talking about @ARIYNBF!
Akabye!

JMOE Patrol ep.57 – “Recording a Podcast, You Feel a Squishy Blast”

Join Brianne, Lisa, Jason and guest patroller Becki as they discuss “All Things Alison”, “JMOE Jabber”, hate mail, public sex, a dog who hates farts and more!

JMOE Patrol ep.56 – “Sour Dough and Snot”

Join Brianne, Lisa, Jason and guest patroller Ray Morgan@RayMorganIII as they discuss “All Things Alison”, “JMOE Jabber”, bread​
​ making, the old Thurs Gang vs the new Thurs Day Gang, proper nose blowing techniques and more!

JMOE Patrol ep.55 – “BYOF James & Lisa”

We have a very special #BYOF with Lisa and, if you’re a true ARIYNBF fan, this man needs no introduction… it’s James Leroy Wilson @jameslwilson

Tune is as they discuss why Michael Biehn aka Kyle Reese from Terminator, is a bad father… which of the the beloved ARIYNBF candies would be hard to eat by the handful, and there is also some hot church talk!

Enjoy, subscribe & BYOF! (Bring Your Own Friend)

JMOE Patrol ep.53 – “Bonus Bumbershoot Ep”

Join Superfan Meghan, Ultrafan Rafi @rmcguitars and Special Lady Friend Victoria @VMacMillan (on Instagram) as they recap one of their nights at Alison Rosen’s live Bumbershoot recording!

JMOE Patrol ep.52 – “Cats and Alisons” 

It’s another double guest patroller episode featuring James Leroy Wilson @jameslwilson and Ulysses Scott Adkins @ureallykicking!
We tried our best to stay on track with “All Things Alison” and “JMOE Jabber” all the while talking complete ridiculousness about recycling, towels, cats, c*nts and more.
Enjoy!

JMOE Patrol ep.51 – “We Built This City on ARIYNBF”

It’s a placenta party for your friends! The JMOE Patrol; Jason, Lisa and Brianne welcome Guest Patroller Demian @SuperDemC to talk “All Things Alison”, “JMOE Jabber”, #NEOMs and #JMOERescue!
Of course we also talk about poop, placenta and even dreams!

JMOE Patrol ep.50 – “Wallet Bukacki”

 Welcome Janice @haircaravan and Amy Baker @amy4000 to the Guest Patroller crew! We talk about dirty jelly beans, Jason’s weird neighbor, wallpaper and we play Dungeons and Alisons.

JMOE Patrol ep.49 – “Bumbershoot is an Umbrella”

 Special guest patroller @handsycoppafeel joins the patrol to talk about balls, chips, and reads an excerpt from her childhood diary. And balls. We also do “All Things Alison”, “JMOE Jabber” and a super fun game of “On The Spot”
Oh, there is also some politics talk and we find out if Murray the dog sniffed any crotches.
Akabye!

JMOE Patrol ep.48 – “BYOF Amy & Ashley”

It’s time for another installment of #BYOF! Amy Baker @amy4000 joins Ashley to discuss Salem sans Witch Trials, prioritizing positive podcasts and craft beer social media snobbery (Add me on @Untappd, y’all!). Amy and Ashley also discuss #ADeadlyAdoption (SPOILER ALERT!), the merits of Super Fan Meghan and Jason, the Great Debates of the former Thursday gang and so much more!
Dear Twitter: are head scabs really scabs?!? #QuestioningLife

JMOE Patrol ep.46 – “Alison is the Meat & Potatoes”

 Join the Patrol with Guest Patroller Mallory @mal_is_your_pal  who was originally going to be part of the crew but could not. However, we will always keep a mic open for her! Listen in as she and Jason talk beer & yoga and we do a very interesting “All Things Alison” that leads to some very insider info on the Patrol… you don’t want to miss it!

JMOE Patrol ep.44 – “Bobo’s Mean Farts” 

New Guest Patroller, Emily@emiLyQ4ever joins the patrol for “All Things Alison”, “JMOE Jabber” AND a special “On The Spot” with Jason and Brianne.
There is so much more, I can’t even. Tune in for everything, especially sexting and dick pics. You’re welcome.
Love you,
Akabye