JMOE Patrol ep.60 – “Purrency”

Is this a trick or a treat??? The whole crew is BACK together to discuss “All Things Alison”, “JMOE Jabber”, Halloween costumes, “purrency”, MS, jobs.. and, wait, no poop? Nope, no poop.
We love you, enjoy!

JMOE Patrol ep.59 – “Popcorn Poop Soup”

Join Brianne, Lisa, Jason, Leeann @leeannMWard and Laura @bingopajamasas they discuss the continuously fantastic ARIYNBF podcast. We chat “All Things Alison”, “JMOE Jabber” and much more!

JMOE Patrol ep.58 – “Nothing To See Here”

Welp, what can I say. We have some all-star guest patrollers and a surprise guest. We do “All Things Alison”, “JMOE Jabber” and just have a grand ol’ time talking about @ARIYNBF!
Akabye!

JMOE Patrol ep.57 – “Recording a Podcast, You Feel a Squishy Blast”

Join Brianne, Lisa, Jason and guest patroller Becki as they discuss “All Things Alison”, “JMOE Jabber”, hate mail, public sex, a dog who hates farts and more!

JMOE Patrol ep.56 – “Sour Dough and Snot”

Join Brianne, Lisa, Jason and guest patroller Ray Morgan@RayMorganIII as they discuss “All Things Alison”, “JMOE Jabber”, bread​
​ making, the old Thurs Gang vs the new Thurs Day Gang, proper nose blowing techniques and more!

JMOE Patrol ep.55 – “BYOF James & Lisa”

We have a very special #BYOF with Lisa and, if you’re a true ARIYNBF fan, this man needs no introduction… it’s James Leroy Wilson @jameslwilson

Tune is as they discuss why Michael Biehn aka Kyle Reese from Terminator, is a bad father… which of the the beloved ARIYNBF candies would be hard to eat by the handful, and there is also some hot church talk!

Enjoy, subscribe & BYOF! (Bring Your Own Friend)

JMOE Patrol ep.53 – “Bonus Bumbershoot Ep”

Join Superfan Meghan, Ultrafan Rafi @rmcguitars and Special Lady Friend Victoria @VMacMillan (on Instagram) as they recap one of their nights at Alison Rosen’s live Bumbershoot recording!

JMOE Patrol ep.52 – “Cats and Alisons” 

It’s another double guest patroller episode featuring James Leroy Wilson @jameslwilson and Ulysses Scott Adkins @ureallykicking!
We tried our best to stay on track with “All Things Alison” and “JMOE Jabber” all the while talking complete ridiculousness about recycling, towels, cats, c*nts and more.
Enjoy!

JMOE Patrol ep.51 – “We Built This City on ARIYNBF”

It’s a placenta party for your friends! The JMOE Patrol; Jason, Lisa and Brianne welcome Guest Patroller Demian @SuperDemC to talk “All Things Alison”, “JMOE Jabber”, #NEOMs and #JMOERescue!
Of course we also talk about poop, placenta and even dreams!

JMOE Patrol ep.50 – “Wallet Bukacki”

 Welcome Janice @haircaravan and Amy Baker @amy4000 to the Guest Patroller crew! We talk about dirty jelly beans, Jason’s weird neighbor, wallpaper and we play Dungeons and Alisons.

JMOE Patrol ep.49 – “Bumbershoot is an Umbrella”

 Special guest patroller @handsycoppafeel joins the patrol to talk about balls, chips, and reads an excerpt from her childhood diary. And balls. We also do “All Things Alison”, “JMOE Jabber” and a super fun game of “On The Spot”
Oh, there is also some politics talk and we find out if Murray the dog sniffed any crotches.
Akabye!

JMOE Patrol ep.48 – “BYOF Amy & Ashley”

It’s time for another installment of #BYOF! Amy Baker @amy4000 joins Ashley to discuss Salem sans Witch Trials, prioritizing positive podcasts and craft beer social media snobbery (Add me on @Untappd, y’all!). Amy and Ashley also discuss #ADeadlyAdoption (SPOILER ALERT!), the merits of Super Fan Meghan and Jason, the Great Debates of the former Thursday gang and so much more!
Dear Twitter: are head scabs really scabs?!? #QuestioningLife

JMOE Patrol ep.46 – “Alison is the Meat & Potatoes”

 Join the Patrol with Guest Patroller Mallory @mal_is_your_pal  who was originally going to be part of the crew but could not. However, we will always keep a mic open for her! Listen in as she and Jason talk beer & yoga and we do a very interesting “All Things Alison” that leads to some very insider info on the Patrol… you don’t want to miss it!

JMOE Patrol ep.44 – “Bobo’s Mean Farts” 

New Guest Patroller, Emily@emiLyQ4ever joins the patrol for “All Things Alison”, “JMOE Jabber” AND a special “On The Spot” with Jason and Brianne.
There is so much more, I can’t even. Tune in for everything, especially sexting and dick pics. You’re welcome.
Love you,
Akabye

JMOE Patrol ep.43 – “The Clique-y Show” 

Welcome Guest Patroller Justin Bradfield @nyquildreams to episode #18! Sorry for the sound issues. I have NO idea how to get rid of those clicks without destroying the spoken words. Bear with us if you can as we  “Catch Up with The Patrol”, do “All Things Alison”, “JMOEJabber” and we do a round of “JMOEFs with Ashlely!”
K love you, akabye!

 

JMOE Patrol ep.42 – “El Snuffleupagus”

We have ANOTHER guest Patroller Rafael @rmcguitars. Meghan talks about the best YELP review ever, Ash gives us her MS med update, Lisa makes “poop-soup” and Rafael throws his pen. It’s pretty incredible. Take a listen and bring a friend.
Akabye!

JMOE Patrol ep.41 – “GO LONG, Alison Rosen!”

We have guest patroller Leeann Ward  @leeannMWard from our #BYOF show with us!! Tune in while she & Slams discuss being “Mainers” (or as Jason calls it, the “nose” of the United States of America), Lisa requests an Allan Moss & Greg Heller podcast #PodCouple and Meghan learns what her home “state dessert” is (and a couple of state birds).

We also play #MadLibs @ARIYNBF edition and you’ll learn what #SlowBone means.

Vist our favorite Texan, Ashley’s Walk MS website to donate or spread the word and support! (go to @__Ashually on twitter).

JMOE Patrol ep.40 – “Toots, Plops & Drops Edition 4”

Slams and Bobes are back again to read you talking about how awesome the JMOEPatrol is. Keep the tweets coming, we love them!
Don’t forget, you can also leave us awesome Toots in our iTunes comments and give us lots of stars!

JMOE Patrol ep.39 – “San Diego: BoneEppetit – Sickness With The Besties”

 

Slams, Bobes and Parks hanging together in San Diego, kids and all! After a night of Arcade games, we attempted to Periscope and Podcast, here is the result.

There is also a cameo with Mr. Bobo AAAANNNDD tons of fun with Meghan interviewing mini Jmoe & Bobo and attempting to interview Silent A.

Enjoy, subscribe and bring a friend!

JMOE Patrol ep.38 – “Alisonville”

The Patrol is in full effect! Join Brianne, Jason, Meghan, Ashley and Lisa for “Catch Up”, “All Things Alison”, “JMOE Jabber” AAANND… another Alison Quiz from Superfan Meghan with an AWESOME prize for the winner!!
Visit Ashley’s Walk MS page to donate or spread the word:

JMOE Patrol ep.37 – “Toots, Plops & Drops Edition 3”

The long awaited TPD is back with Brianne and Lisa. The references are a little old, but fun none-the-less. Come listen to your awesome tweets, hear Lisa give some of the Urban Dictionary’s definitions of Garf, poop talk and tattoo talk!
Keep the Toots, Plops & Drops coming!

JMOE Patrol ep.36 – “BYOF Justin & Jason”

The JMOE Patrol welcome listener Justin Bradfield @nyquildreams to the Show! He comes to us all the way from Frackville Pennsylvania. Jason and Justin discuss their reasons for not having kids, the potency of Nyquil, the passing of our beloved pets, his work as a CNA and that king of foods – PIZZA!

 

JMOE Patrol ep.35 – “Walk MS This Way”

The whole gang is together for new exciting @ARIYNBF chatter! You’ll get a health update from you favorite little Texan, Ashley, Lisa & Meghan talk smooshing pies in peoples faces, Lisa has a great idea for a new Podcast for #Al & Greg Heller called #ThePodCouple, Jason has a new pet, Vern and we discuss Brianne’s visit to San Diego and what happened to her signed, personalized Alison Rosen photograph.
We also do a round of #JMOEF with Ashley!! Subscribe and bring a friend!!

JMOE Patrol ep.34 – “Appleson Rosinian”

It’s Megan’s BDay!! Well, it was a couple weeks ago, but still happy BDay to Parky!! It’s JMP ep 13 and we have a special show for you. Lisa and Meghan have a kick ass Alison story to share, Jason grows yellow plums and brought special guest @skaakiko (Mrs. Dix!) and Slams is around as well.
We also do another #Periscope version of The Alison Quiz (stick around after the outro to hear that!).  Also, be sure to stop by Ashley’s twitter and Walk MS page to support her, donate or help spread the word if you wish! We love our fave little Texan!

JMOE Patrol ep.33 – “BYOF Rafael & Lisa”

Lisa talks with ARIYNBF fan  @rmcguitars about his “Alison Origin” story (he knew of her before most of US did!), getting Alton Brown involved in the butter sandwich debate, salt tacos, gourmet butter sandwiches and a possible ARIYNBF food themed restaurant, Lisa’s describes how her painter also weighed in on the debatable food and added his own childhood food story, the proper way to present your “cheeks” to the toilet paper and so much more!
Our guest also does a round of #30 Seconds to Alison, thanks for listening and remember to bring a friend!

JMOE Patrol ep.32 – “BYOF Matt & Brianne”

 Join Brianne for a #BYOF and meet the man behind the “Touch the Tushy” remix – Matt @bluknu – go ahead, we’ll give you a sec to pronounce it a few times.
Matt tells us his “Alison Origin” story, does “30 Seconds to Alison”, talks about what makes his mouth go numb, where he’d like to travel to back in time, his distaste for meat and cabbage together and soooo much more!
He also teaches me how to use #Periscope for my very first time. You can thank him for that 😉

JMOE Patrol ep.31 – “Dungeons and Alisons”

Catch Up With the Patrol, Brianne, Jason, Lisa and Super Fan Meghan. Listen to us talk “All Things Alison, “JMOE Jabber” and do #NEOM, #JMOEResuce and TWO special “On The Spots!”  We also talk about how much we like Greg Heller and Jason tells us who the two types of people are that do not adore Greg as much as us.
Visit Jason’s early animations page: