Happy Trails #55

On This week’s Salty Happy Mother’s Day Edition of BFF, Hosts Lisa Lawrie (@JmoesanBFFs) & “Penny Loggins” Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) is Joined By Special Guests “Bush Patrol” TS (@TSDCX) & “Natural Blonde” Jenn (@DulceCa17) To Discuss @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “Elizabeth Laime” and “Voiceovers, Go-To Jokes, Being Too Eager”

We Dive in to LOTS OF BUSH, Astrological Signs, Feeling Sepia, Huntsberger Knows Best, Unlikely V.O. Dreams, Thanks Kids For Our Divorce, Eager Beavers, Grey Duck Rage AND IS Colonel Jeff PULLING ALL OF OUR LEGS?!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND HAPPY FIRST MOTHER’S DAY ALISON!!!

Also, Don’t Be A Podcast Squatter…SUPPORT @ALISONRosen ON Patreon!

PLUS…HHHHHUUUUGGGGEEEE SHOUT OUTS TO AMAZING PEOPLE!!!!!!!

Ennis Envy #54

 

This week, Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) is joined by Kelly “Diva Cup” Lundquist (@Satchelsofgold) AND Rafael “Louganis” Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) to discuss @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “Mark Normand” & “The Umbrage, Scary Sounds, Alison’s New Schedule”
We Talk Visiting New Orleans, Dilapidated Childhoods, Period Art, Chubby Dipping, Cheating for Dummies, Cheese Rage, S…NO Caps, “BelievabAl”, Curtainless Neighbor Updates, dangerous Board Games, Cleaning Out The “Party Closet”, Loose Meat, Kissing Sleep Goodbye AND LOTS OF SHOUT OUTS!!!
PLUS NEW CO-HOST!!!??

Big Liquor #53

This week, Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) is Joined By “Henn-AHH- Rita” Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) to discuss the @ARIYNBF Episodes~”Guy Branum”  & “Dental Rebellion, Cheeky Lullabies, Rogue Steak Knives”
We talk Current Events, like The Bette Vs. Joan Feud, Poon City, Rap Music, Electric Toothbrushes, Lovin’ David Huntsberger, Game Shows, Parental Worries, Disney Movies, JMOE Stress, Podcast Festival, Shout Outs and MORE!
PLUS HAPPY BIRTHDAY “L’il Raffi” “Henny Loggins” “Kid Flaco” “Hibachi Kid” “Bubble Boy” RAFAEL CASTANEDA!!!!!!!!!​

Fruit Of The Loin #52

This Week Lisa Lawrie is Joined By LeeAnn Ward (@LeeannMWard) and Becki McClure to Discuss the @ARIYNBF Episodes- “Greg Fitzsimmons #7” & “Alison’s Cavalry, Al’s Pillow Habits, John Henson’s Hotel Sex”

We Talk Pulling Podcast Cards, Alison Is TOO Nice With Her Credit Card, Losing Baby Weight, LOIN FRUIT PODCAST!, BJ Pros, Parenting Fun, HOTEL SEX, Airport Hijinks, Patreon, Pillow Talk, Peanut Chews and Podcast Festival!

PLUS Our Resident Black Assassin James Leroy Wilson!

Cookie Puss #50

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) is joined by “Legit” Jay Insley (@J_Insley) For A Very Long Special 50th Episode to discuss the @ARIYNBF Episodes- “Doug Benson” AND “Alison’s New Intro, John Henson’s Twitter Battle, Daniel’s Wine Rage”
We talk Twitter Feeds, T.H.C., Cool Magicians, Gal Chat…Period, #ALISONPEOPLE, We <3 Carbs, Patreon Fun, Love/Hate Parenting, TONS of Shout Outs AND James Leroy Wilson Is No Longer A Serial Killer But An Assassin!
PLUS JAY INSLEY SHARES THE BEHIND THE SCENES ON SENDING IN THE COOL NEW ALISON JINGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAANNNDDDDD…..HAPPY BIRTHDAY JASON DIX!!!!!!!!!!

Road To Table #49

This week Lisa Lawrie is joined by Brittany (@BrittanyAshlen) and Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes- “Louis Peitzman” and “Alison’s C&B Meltdown, Daniel’s D&D Past, Jenna’s Big News”
We Talk Going Home, Eternally Fat, The Death Of Twitter, Dating Apps, Bad Roomates, Rhubarb, Big Ol’ Ears, Elliot At The Grove, Barfing, Dungeons Dragons…DON’T, Champagne Wishes and Milk Frother Dreams, Stealing Whistling Dixie, Beaver Nuggets and SO MUCH MORE!

​ Beaver Pride #48

This week eh, Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) is joined by a Strange Brew… “Regular Contributor” Kimberly Galbaransingh (@HandsyCoppafeel) and Toby Milton (@TMilt) to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes- “Kira Soltanovich” and “Alison’s Toilet Sighting, John Henson’s Mexico Story, Mystery Bundts”
We talk Coming Out As A Medium, Elliot’s Dining Room Studio, Cuntsea Chandler, Toilequette, Bundtholes, John Henson’s Wise Perspective PLUS Kim and Toby Quiz Lisa On All Things Canadian!
Take Off you hoser!
***SPECIAL AMERICAN IMPORTED CANADIAN INTRO BY LEE BRUNS!!!! (@SLBruns)

Nothing Bundt Uranus #47

 

This week Lisa (@JmoesandBffs) is joined by Shera (@Shera_P_Rox) and Mica (@MICADIY) to Discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes- “Bob Saget” and “Alison’s Alienating You, Jenna Digs Tiny Bundts, Daniel’s A Ragtime Cowboy”
We talk Bob Saget’s Return(@BobSaget), DM Slippage, Corny Poop, Laughing Til You Fart, David HuntsBerger (@Huntsberjunk) Joins The Thursday Gang, Naming Your Kid Horrible Names like Le-A not to be confused with La-Le…Extended Breastfeeding, You Must Remember Sinatra’s Trip In To Outer Space and so much MORE!

If you would like to read Shera’s blog, here is the link: https://shutupaboutit.wordpress.com/

Handschuhschneeballwefer #46

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) is joined by Leeann Ward (@LeeannMWard) and Joanna Bowman (@Joanna_Bowman49) to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes “Jackie Kashian” and “Alison’s Comeback, Dave’s Trash Issues, Backfeifengesidt”
We talk Social Media Morons, Raising Adults, Crappy Childhoods, Get On Board The Alison Cruise, Daring Therapy, Vampires, Waldorf Nipples, Sam Elliot, Twitter Dildos, Spoon Collectors, Alison’s Sick Burn or Treppenwitz, Reliving Free Hugs AND Relating to The Thursday Gang’s Fremdschaemen!

Share If You Agree #45

This week, Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs), “El Toronja” Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) and “Hedo Tryce” TS (@TSDCX) are a rippin’ and a tearin’ in to the @ARIYNBF episodes- “Shane Mauss”(@ShaneComedy) AND “Alison Isn’t Looking,John Hensen’s Been Miscast,Al Has Answers”
We talk Texas trips, Bad Trips, My Drug Use Denial, Human Behavior, FB Memes Can GFY #SIYA, Angel’s Grapefruit Sounds, Al IS Cliff Clavin, John Henson (@John_Henson), Old Ladies With Technology, SIRIous Relationships, Airplane Decorum and Returning To The Scene Of  The Crime After Birth.
ALSO…HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAY MORGAN AND ELLIOT IS ONE MONTH OLD!!

Ep. 43 – It’s Elliot!!

Hey there! Lisa was out this week, so I (Jason) and my wife (Amanda) get to talk about the teeny tiny bundle of cute – Elliot! We discuss the harrowing tale of his birth, the origins of his name, and raising a child in this god-awful world! You also get an audio tour of the paradise that is Central California! Oh yay!

 

(left unedited for comedic effect. ENJOY!)

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Hot Bod #42

This week, Lisa Lawrie (@JMOEsandBFFs) is joined by Demian Cordova (@SuperDemC) and Ray Morgan (@RayMorganIII) to discuss @ARIYNBF episodes- “Jen Glantz” (@Jenglantz) & “Thursday Gang, Live From Podfest!”
We talk Wedding Drama, Ambitious People, More Reminders of Why My Sister Totally Sucks, Diva Jockeys, How Does Raymoe REALLY FEEL?!, Sorority Shams, Reliving LA Podfest Love AND We HEART Ali Michelle Diary Entries…They’re SO RAD!
I’ll see y’all Texans NEXT week!
PLUS HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY ELLIOT OLIVER QUANTZ, the world has waited a looong time for you!

Two Girls,One Naked Chicken Chalupa #41

On This Groundhog Day Edition Of BFF, “Bad Ass Fan” Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) is Joined By “Super Fan” Meghan Parkansky (@Zenerapark) and “Ultra Fan” Rafael Castaneda to talk about @ARIYNBF Episodes- “John Henson” (@John_Henson) AND “The Last Show Before Baby, Chocodiles & Protest Etiquette” w/David Huntzberger (@Huntsbergerjunk)
We Discuss Talk Soup, Blowhards, Alison Is Being Induced!, Boobs, I Like Big Butts, Eating Groceries Out Of Boredom, Wipeout, Alison Is Ready To POP!, How To Have Babies, Fast Food Fun, See’s Crack Kisses, Wine, Pills, Pornophiles and Chocodiles!
PLUS BABY ROSEN-QUANTZ IS ALMOST HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bad Apples – Episode 39

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) is joined by “Extraordinary Fan” Becki McClure (@Rajenki), Jason “Fort” Dix (@WoodLoaf) and Special appearance By Mrs Amanda Dix to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes- ‘Rachel Bloom’ (@Racheldoesstuff) & ‘Skunk Mania,The Return Of HGFY and Bear Horns’ w/Sean Jordan (@SeanSJordan)
We Talk Crazy Ex Girlfriend, Stalking Made Easy, Science Of Love, Agnostic Perspectives, East Covina, Cool Ranch Superiority, Alison’s Perfect Crotch, Skunkie Rats, Lactation ConsulCunts, Del vs. Bell, Fried Taste Buds AND Big Mac Bottom Bun Bell Beefer Royales with Jack Sauce!
Ps…SUP Henny!

BF City Rebels #38

This week, Lisa Lawrie (@JmoesandBffs) is joined by Emily Quick (@EmilyQ4ever) and Ray Morgan (@RayMorganIII) to discuss @ARIYNBF episodes- Rhea Butcher (@RheaButcher) and “Meatball Salad, Crying Pregnant Ladies & Resolutions Revisited”
We talk Lonely Onlies, Sexual Journeys, Meat Hate, Lesbian Wannabes, Tony Thaxton (@TonyThaxton), Patreon Golden Showers, Fun With Vaginas, In Terms Of Poop, Baby Talk, Rosalutions, Get Your Meat Out Of My Salad, JMOE Cleanse, Super Fans Of Toenail Chewing, Big Als and Assholes!

Thanks For Mutton #37

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOEsandBFFS) is joined by “Nappy Loggins” Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes- Jim Florentine #3 And “On Air Meltdowns, Al’s Showers & Working Cats”
We talk Jim Florentine’s A Simple Man Comedy Special (@MRJimFlorentine), Crossfit Cult Cops, Comfort In Uncomfortable Situations, Alison’s Snickerdoodle Rage, Jeff’s Heavy Petting, Oatmeal RAISIN Cookies Are No Punishment, Master Of No Domain, Heller Eats Balls, Raffi Is A Sac Savior, Massaging Fears, Hour Showers, Mormon Questions For LeeAnn, It’s Not Neatness It’s Nesting PLUS Alison Announces New Shirt Design and A New Podcast With Fitzdog!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!

“Room To Murder” Episode 36

On This Week’s Show, Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) is joined by “Henny Loggins” more like “Yule Loggins” Rafael Castañeda (@RMCGuitars) and “Fresh Meat” Kelly Lundquist (@SatchelsOfGold) to talk about The @ARIYNBF Episodes-“Laura Kightlinger” (@KingKightlinger) and “New Year’s Resolution,Placenta Eating & Goal Holes” (@JordanMorris)
We discuss Engaging Rings On eBay, Extroverted Hermits, Cocktails of Choice, Stop JMOE Hate, Patreon Baby Shower, Keeping Resolutions, Last Thursday Show of the Year, Fun With Feces, Drawer Babies, Star Sightings, Placenta Parties, DM Slippin’ Weiners, Tasty Snack Chat, Phillys Turn Offs and Buche De Noel is Just Another Yule Log!
PLUS EXCITING RAFFI DESIGNED ARIYNBF T-SHIRT NEWS!!
Intro- The Vandals “Happy Birthday To Me”
Outtro- Dixie Cups “Iko Iko”

“Carob Gypps” Episode 34

On this week’s episode, Lisa Lawrie (@jmoesandbffs) is joined by Roller Derby Queen, Emily (@emilyq4ever) and Second in studio, fellow Orangeonian, Joanna (@Joanna_bowman49) to talk about the @ARIYNBF episodes- Dr Drew/Dr Bruce and “South Dakota Brawlers, White Elephant Parties, Terrible Gifts From Alison”
We discuss Body Farms, Social Media, Pain Shmain, Non JMOEs, Medicine In Entertainment, Black Mirror Reality, Dawn of Don’s Fruit, Sean Jordan’s Walla, South Dakota Love, Date Night, Hallmark’s White Elephant, Andrew Ant’s Amazing Snack Chat and See’s Daniel Hugs!

PLUS A CHRISTMAS FACTS OF LIFE LIVE TWEET WITH ULTRA FAN RAFAEL!!
(@RMCGuitars)

*********DISCLAIMER****A lot of this recording was lost unfortunately, so it’s another short one! XO LL

Episode 33 “Darts And Ramblers”

This week, Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) is joined by Ray Morgan (@RayMorganIII) and Lee Bruns (@SLBruns1) for a short but sweet episode to talk about the @ARIYNBF Episodes- “Greg Fitzsimmons #6” and “A Message From Greg, Alison’s Vowels and A Baby Born In A Car”!
We Discuss The Self-Aborting Greg Fitzsimmons (@GregFitzShow),First Cars, Phone Calls While Recording, Rogaine, Thanksgiving Extravaganza, Andy Rosen Joins the Gang, Laime Births, It’s Pat!, The Dawn of Brews By Don, Al Knows $tuff, Lots O’ Figs, Empanewtons, Greg’s Subtle Gaynor Hints and Alison’s GREAT New Sponsors!
PLUS A SUPER FANTASTIC AWESOME NEW INTRO FROM

“Omaha Snakes” Episode 32

On This Week’s Episode, Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) is Joined By “Call Him Kid Flaco” Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) and TS “Happy Birthday!” (@TSDCX) To Talk About This Week’s @ARIYNBF Episodes Nov. 28th Throwing Shade’s (@ThrowingShade)  Erin Gibson (@Giblertron)/Bryan Safi (@BryanSafi) Return AND Dec. 1st “Friendsgiving Rage,Alison’s Pie Freak Out,24 by 7”!
We Discuss Podcast Listening, A Little Too Much Politics, New Segments, Fun New Mail Order Ideas, Bean Boozled, Bad Naked, Light Roast Coffee Epiphany, Gilmore Peaks, Raffi Opens Presents (Not Regifts), Meghan’s Goot Sighting, Vintage RayMOEs, More of Don’s Brews… PLUS HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BABY SAMANTHA!!
PS…THANK YOU RAFAEL!!!!!!!

“Best Friend’s Black Friday” Episode 31

On This Black Friday Edition Of The Best Friend’s Fancast, Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) is joined by “Bay Arean” Demian Cordova (@SuperDemC) and “Ultra Fan” “L’il Raffi” “Kid Flaco” Rafael Castañeda (@RMCGuitars) to discuss the @ARIYNBF Episodes on Nov 21st and 24th!
We Talk About Jim Norton (@JimNorton), Sam Roberts (@NotSam), Dirty Talk 101, Internet Beefs, David Huntsberger (@Huntsbergerjunk), Thanksgiving, Black Friday, Placenta People, Alison’s Junk,Weak White Lactards, Using Wrong Numbers To Get Dates Or Drugs AND MORE!!

“@BestFriendsForARose” Episode 30

On this week’s Dirty 30 Episode ,it’s an @ARIYNBF Ladies Night! Lisa Lawrie (@JMOEsandBFFS) is joined (For the first time ever!) In Studio by Joanna Bowman (@Joanna_Bowman49) and All The Way From Embarrass Minnesota, Emily Quick (@EmilyQ4Ever)!
We Discuss Georgia Hardstark(@GHardstark) and Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) from My Favorite Murder Podcast, Fun With Serial Killers, Doppel Gang Bang, Adult Time, Adults Who Punch 8 Yeard Olds Is a Bad Thing And Bad Sac.
PLUS We Talk About EVEN MORE POOP, Jordan Morris (@Jordan_morris) Is Preparing For a Lady, In This Together, ARIYNBF & SNS Outtings, Funny Live Reads, Ceiling Fans Are Dangerous, Toblerone E and Updates On Soledad Piggies!
You Really Find Out How The Sausage Is Made and The Fudge is Packed on This One!

“New England Style” Episode 29

This Weeks Creamy Episode Has East Coast Representin’ as Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) Is Joined By LeeAnn Ward (@LeeannMWard), Ray Morgan (@RayMorganIII) and Jay Insely (@j_insley) For A Wicked Pisser Of A Round Table to Talk Janet Varney (@JanetVarney), Stan Against Evil, David Huntsburger (@HuntsburgerJunk), Double Astral Projection, Stroking The Long Pig, Closed Door Policies, Poop Cutters, When The “No” Wins, Passive Aggressively Overspending, Winning JMOEs, In This Together Festival PLUS We Tease AWESOME Patreon Bonus Content!

​”Best Friend’s Patrol” Episode 28

This week, Lisa Lawrie (@JmoesandBFFs) is joined by Ultra Fan, Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) and Extraordinary Fan, Becki McClure (@Rajenki) to discuss @ARIYNBF Fan and Filterless Guest, Shane Dawson (@ShaneDawson). He takes us everywhere From The Mandella Effect To Eating Pussy!
Then, The Thursday Gang Welcomes Ali Segal (@onlinealison) and We Talk About MORE Pronunciations, Surviving Office Space, Afterbirthing, 日本語 スナック チャット, Gifted Followers PLUS  Daniel’s Going To Host An ARIYNBF TV Time Spinoff Podcast!
Music Courtesy Of Vander Peaks 😉

“CIRQUEL JERKS” Episode 27

Double your pleasure with this week’s extended episode! Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) is joined by Ultra Fan Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) and Cirque Du Soleil Buff Toby Milton (@TMilt) To Discuss Two Weeks Of @ARIYNBF!
First We Had A Special Guest Appearance By Super Fan Meghan Parkansky (@Zenerapark)! She Brought A “Super” vs. “Ultra” Fan Smack Down To Find Out Whose Bad Habits Are Worse!
Then We Talk About EVERYTHING From Jeannette Rizzi’s (@JeannetteRizzi) One Woman Show Blindsided (with another special guest appearance by One Super Fan), Using Humor To Get Through Traumas, Alison’s Emotions, Is Jensen Karp A Good Fit, Nutritionists, Moving Babies, CwahhhSsant, Greg Fitzsimmons (@GregFitzShow) returns, No Names, Too Much Double Anal, Sensitive People, Registered Dietitians, Jensen Karp Is Growing On Us, Halloween Tomfoolery, Poutine Vasarpu, Le Cirque and Taco Hell!

TY4BF #3 Emily

This week on BFF’s “Thank You For Being A Fan”, Lisa (@JMOESandBffs) is joined by Corpus Christi’s Designing Woman, Emily!
Emily is a very busy writer, designer and mother who is a newer Alison Rosen fan with a fresh perspective on coming to love ARIYNBF!
PLUS this Texan was responsible for “The Body Of Christ” Snack Chat sent in to the show!

TY4BF #2 Jay Insley

On the second episode of BFF’s “Thank You For Being A Fan”, Lisa Lawrie (@JMOEsandBFFs) welcomes the man behind the memes, Jay Insley (@j_insley)! He shares about his creative artistic process, family life, LOVE of Alison AND a we get a Super #AL clip!
Be careful what you say, it might become a drop! *Snort
If you would like to hear Jay’s podcast interview about Disney World, here is more info!
Here is an amazing person (named Shannon Albert) who runs WDWPrepschool which is all things Disney World (btw podcast is safe for kids). She interviewed @j_insley on her podcast last year.
http://wdwprepschool.com/jays-disney-world-trip-redo-prep114/