Flowers & Ponies
Flower anxiety! People who should know better! Behold, your new God! Things people shout from moving vehicles, and more!
And come to Lisa’s house!
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Testosteronni
This week, Lisa and Tryce discuss the Monday episode and DRs Angela and Joanna join Lisa to discuss the Thursday show…We Smear the Q, Wear ALL of the Swatch Watches, Fill McCrevis’s Out, Take Willy Nilly Drugs, Decipher TarotBle Card Readings, Eat THICC Dairy n’ Tinned Fish… plus MANY BFF Hotline calls, a chat snack and Shout Outs!
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Mein Shaft
This week, Lisa and Tryce discuss the Monday show “Cole Imperi” where they talk about The Tone Naked Zone, Forgettable States of Mind, Illogical Fears, Unwelcome Entrances, Christian Quest for Judaism, Death and Dying (7:15-12:15)
and Lisa and Dr. Jenn are in person to discuss the Thursday show “Gate Keeping, Guest Bathroom Etiquette, Owen’s Birthday” where they talk about The Best Coast, Fresh Carbs, Ken Reid’s One Man Show, RJ Pity, Crashing Parties, Forceful Pee, Cutting the Cottage Cheese, Get Fucked and FaveMOes!PLUS we did Shout OUTS!
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Frigid Furballs
Rafael and Lauren are back to drip sex in to your ears. Enjoy!
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Pretty & Smart & Nice
Cults! Lisa Updates, and also has seasonal robes! Black & white cookies, a call on the Parkansky line (1:33:11), and so on.
Also! We get around to discussing the Monday show with Sarah Edmondson (19:15), the Thursday show with JKJ, Al and Tony (44:10).
Tryce’s Recs:
1. The annual High & Mighty “Being Fat” episode featuring Mike Mitchell- https://tinyurl.com/2p847n97
2. The anonymous blog post about moving to another country and found themselves in a toxic marriage- https://www.tumblr.com/xzx-xzx
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Best Frottage Fancast
This week Lisa is joined by Tryce to discuss a little to much about Lisa’s life BUT they did get to talking about the ARIYNBF episodes~ “Matt Lieb” & “Mike’s Oral Hygiene, Jeff’s Foot Dexterity, Words and Phrases We Hate”
Its aggressively mediocre from Karpe BMs & Lots O’ Porn to Slang & BeZzzt Drinking Water…PLUS shout outs of course!
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Sunday FunghiDay
This week, Lisa is joined in person by Super Fan Meghan, Jess and Joanna to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ Daniel and Alison (Your Calls, Is Alison Becoming A Furry” & “Gigachads, Canada’s Big Apple, Revolting Fantasies”
We talk Nip Tassles (OF COURSE), No Doubt Connections, The Callers, Mushrooming, Trojan Horse Of Carbs, Scabies Baybeee, Baby Bok Choy Baybeeeee, Calling All Cowardly Lesbians, Covid Free Sister Hood, Walking In The Right Dimensions, Tonys Moving Fast, Sad Trippin’, Prank Shows, Windy Ears, Impromptu Psychedelic Chat Snack and Shout Outs!
N Joy
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Not Showing Up Too Early
The B Team is here to discuss the Monday episode featuring RJ City, and the mostly-different Thursday episode featuring RJ, Renee and DQ!
We have critiques! We talk shoplifting, Girls Night Out: The Musical (clip at 01:01:00), Alison taking more calls, and more!
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Showmanship
Lisa and Rafael are back to end/start the year the way they do it in Vegas. They come up with a few good comments but by the end they’re buried under a pile of gaffs and bad puns.
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Quismois
It’s a Festivus miracle! Rafael and Lauren shoot the poop about two weeks of pods!
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BFF Xmas In December
A special BFF Christmas in December, featuring Lisa, Joanna, Superfan Meghan, Dr. Angela, Scott and Tryce.
Topics include: A delicious Tam O‘Shanter dinner, dessert chat, a frank Dorf discussion, EXTENDED queef discourse, and more! Plus: messages from Dr. Jenn, a Q from Whitney C, and a call from somebody’s mom.
Sponsored by $twinkcoin!
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Bang Up Team Time!
Hey BFFs, it’s Bang Up Team Time! This week, Lisa “Lipless” is joined by “Puddin Hole” Jenn and “Bougie $u$ie” Luke to discuss the @ArIYNBF episodes~ “Kurt Braunohler Is Back” & “Quirky Canadian Roommates, Daniel’s Wet Bread, Bath Mat Chat”
Thay talk-Lobbying Hobbies, Cancelledsgiving, Kevinique, Bad TV taste, Sphinterless Afterlife, Human centipede, Roominates, Potential Serenated Golden Showers, Brad Pudding, Pedestrian Pumpkin Pie, Pizza No No, Spammy Pudding, Accidentally Mulleted, Shout Outs and Call Outs!
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Splash N’ Dash
This week Lisa n’ Raf discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~”Daniel and Alison (Kewl Beanz, Alison’s Dream Tattoo)” & “Encore: Epiphany Judges, Clothing Appraisers, Hot Butt Magazine”
We Drank, WE Laughed, We Talked ARIYNBF…ENJOY!
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Latch Key Skids
This week, Lisa is joined IN PERSON by Dr. Jenn, Dr. Angela, Dr. Joanna and Dr. Super Fan Meghan to discuss the @ARIYNBFepisodes ~ “Dave Hill Is Back” & “Bolo Ties, A Fungus Among Us, Happy Halloween!”
We talk Toast Tents Mother Fuckers, Good Decisions, Dawn Weiner, Apple Cider Triple D, Random Molars, Fun Guys, Ringworm Sisters, Poop Burgers, Enjoyable Textures, Getting Validated, Old People Candies,Public School Behavior, Chat Snack,Shout Outs and Halloweinie Plans! PLUS A SUPER SPECIAL SPOOKY INTRO BY TRYCE… ENJOY!!
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Lukewarm Hug
Rafael is joined by Lauren and Ray to talk poor excuses for missing weddings, paternal pecking, irresistible blondes and much more!
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Udderly Terrific
Tryce, Superfan Meghan and special *guest* Lisa discuss the issues of the day!
Carb call-outs! Bathroom talk (literal)! Empty Nest, license plates, and more!
Also! We confuse Keith David and David Keith for a LONG time and never explain during the show! All this and more, brought to you by The C-Team (derogatory).
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Pööp Shööt
This Week Lisa “Butthole Doodler” is joined by Jenn “Wet n’ Wild” & Luke “Team Murken” to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Mark Armstrong” & ” Audience Pops, One-Star Reviews, Alison Names The Planets”
We talk Being Young n’ Sloppy, Book Club Snoozin’, Polite Dangerous Seattleites, Sleeping Through Alarms, Mediocre Carbs, Wrestler Excitement, Moms Planet Noodle, Dessert Ruining Dinner, Poop Vaccums, QuiZzzz, Shout Outs, FaveMOE’s, Unworthy, Whitney C’s Q’s and tons of random Shit n’ Urban Dictionary Rabbit Holes…ENJOY!
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Michelin Brown Star
We discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes ~ “Jim Florentine” & “So Much Snoring, Tony’s New Gal Palm B-Hole Hues”
They talk Masterbatin, Crank Yankin, Colorful A-Holes, Rim Jobs, Dogs R’ Dogs, Too Much Love, Congrats To The Happy Couple, Catchin’ Up, BFF Hotline Calls, Shout Outs snd so much more!
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Room 107
Super Fan Wedding Special Edition of The BFF!
Lisa, Rafael, Lauren, Dr. Jenn, Tryce, Joanna, Paul, Scott, Demian, Meghan and Jess live in Cherry Valley California!
We talked about Alison, Termites, Grapefruiting Tutorials, Honey Buns, Wedding Dresses, Textiquette and so MUCH MORE!
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Souled Out
This week Lisa “Loose Cannon” Lawrie and Rafael “Jogdish” Castaneda discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~”Ryan Bailey” & “Soul Sweatshirts, Under-Desk Hammocks, Daniel’s Eye Doctor Girlfriend”
Shout Outs, UNvitations, Termighty, Pre Wedding Cheese, Vision Boreds, Two Ciders To Alison, Hayseedwood, Drinking No Mo Mo MOs, Offensive Carb Submissions, Foxy Dreamboats, sub par textiles, Soul Dogs, Gun Show freebies, Parenting Confushion, Dawn Weiner’s in The Hizzy, Little Shits With Mangy Hooves ruining STUFF, Hard Backstories, Cheese n’ Scrotum and FaveMOE…Enjoy!
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64.5 Minutes of Unqualified Alison Praise
This week Special Guest Hosts, Whitney “32 oz. Beverage” C.& Matt “Von Karmans Carb Sleuth” to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes “Mary Holland” & “Canadian Passive Aggressiveness, Extreme Cheese, The Perfect Salesman”
They talk Termite Updates, Climate Woes, Being PatreHonored, Corny Corn, School Days Ways, Go Get Em Mary Holland Humorless, Double Barrel First Names, The Icing Takes The Frosted Cake, Map Eye Openers, DE-Cals not Deckles, Bleuch Cheese, Skeeters, BRING SNACK CHAT BACK, FaveMOE’s, Shout Outs and Whitney C n’ Matt Wanna Know!
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Weiner By Proxy
This week, Lisa is joined in person by Joann to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Bald Bryan Returns” & “Geriatric Mean Girls, Overly Immersive Theatre, Jimmy Pardo’s Labrum”
They talk Big A’s Bad Boy Takeover Attempt, Bloody Tips, Missing The tip, Putting The Tip On ice, Finding the tip,Tips in Your purse, Sucking the mushroom tip, Scrambed Legs in bed, Hot dog trauma, Craving hot dogs, Hot dog pockets, Bicycle gangs, The McDonald’s, Raw corn Doggin’,Dumb n Thumber, Firemen, Baking Nazis, Kidnappin’ Fun, Nice Trips, Shout Outs, FaveMOEs, Unworthy and Whitney C’s Q’s!
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PP Salad
This week Lisa “Carb Hungry” Lawrie and Rafael “Public Enemy Numero Uno” Castañeda discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~”Babs Gray” & “Shower Buckets, Spencer’s Gifts, Sexy Reptiles”
We talk Big A’s Bad Boy Takeover, Bonified Alcoholics, No-MO MO-MO, What Should Leeann Drink, ExxxSpencer’s Gifts, Golden Shower to End The Drought, Picking Card Shuffling Sides, Lizard Absurdity, Suitcase Cheese, Carb Hoggin, TeKillia, Sombrero Flops, Shout Outs, FaveMOEs and Whitney C’s Q’s!
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The Dairy Cream of Entertainment
Salt Lamps! Jordan Slander! Steve Harvey Slander! Heavily censored gossip, your worst school year and more. Plus! A special nomo-Momo update from Leeann!
All this provided to you by the B-Team for F.R.E.E.!
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F*** You, Baby
Rafael and Lauren are back and definitely not phoning it in.
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Laugh Now, Cry Later
Rafael is joined by Lauren to phone in another ep! Plus a BFF Voicemail and a surprise FaceTime!
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Big Time Betty
This week, BFF is in vagina mode! Lisa Lawrie is joined in person by THREE Doctors~ Dr Jenn, Dr. Angela and Dr. Joanna to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Jackie Fabulous’ & “Colt Cabana’s Secret Ointment, Robin Shorr’s Nantucket Nickname, An Upsetting Hot Dog Metaphor”
They talk Too Late Tony, Being Bicoastal Curious, Beginning Again, Unrealistic Wrestling Obsessions, Not Betty Likely, Jeff’s Got Game, Weight On The DL, Shout Outs, A Very Special ShouCall Out, Unworthy W/DR.J N’ LK and A Chat Snack that is Swimming in Butter!
*******There’s really no excuse for the audio issues…ughhh…smh…fml
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What do you think of the heteros?
The B* Team is here, and taking exactly one prisoner!
Superfan Meghan joins Leeann and Tryce, and there is big news, afoot.
Chapter I 00:00
Shout outs, Meghan has a big announcement (please see http://www.moxsky.com ), we complain about the Monday episode (Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and Gossip Muffins!)) and discuss the B**o B*ys and what their deal is.
Chapter II 37:00
Do people really like hiking, or is it a lie? Covid chat, and what we are secretly dumb about.
Chapter III 01:13:20
We discuss the Thursday show (Paul Rust’s Sudden Basement, Wholesome Sass, Hot Broccoli for Your Feet), Meghan’s love for Don’t Stop or We’ll Die, a critique of A**m C***lla, warm broccoli on your foot alternatives, cheugy fashion (w/ a text from Dr. Jenn), & mixed Trappdog feelings. Also, what’s up with dudes paying for dates?
Chapter IV 01:50:07
Leeann’s big announcement, Meghan’s WLW perspective on paying for things on dates, feat. Jess, her betrothed. Tryce tries to be sexist on purpose but is sexist by accident, JMOEs feat. another text from Dr. J.
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