Never Nudes #125

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) welcome in studio “Task Master” Dr. Jenn (@DulceCa17) to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Nikki Glaser Is Monogomous With Her Hatred” & “Alison’s Rage, Lululemon Horseplay, An Upsetting Snack Chat”

We talk Alison Merch, Raffis Homemade Assless Pants, WWJD?, Mouthful Of Obligation, Spreading The Bad News, Pumping Kin, Taze Craze, Lisa’s House IS Wacko, SHAGin’, JMOEs, The Dr. Jenn Quiz, Dirty Chat Snack AND SOME COLONEL’S KERNELS!

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Extra Studded #124

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) welcome in studio “Cosplayer” Tryce (@TSDCX) to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Ken Marino and I Have A Date To Get Facials” & “Alison’s Medical Scare, Alie’s Sleep Tracking, Cynthia Nixon’s Bagel”

We talk Cool Nerds, Ken Borino, Unfit For Skinny Jeans, Weiner Love, Itchy Shirts, Kid Napped, Mark Wahlburgness, Surprise Paps, Cupcake Droppings, Infinitely Scarffy, Titty Boyz, Doable Dating App, JMOEZzzz AND SOME COLONEL’S KERNELS!

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Sucks, Isn’t It? #123

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “John Henson Wants To Teach You the Basics” & “Hiccup Remedies, Standardized Birthdays, Social Jeff Warrior”

We talk Selling Yourself To The Bubble Boy, Clooney Monster, The Sweetest Grass, Jeff’s Touch, #MeThree, GIFs, Deja Vu, What Happens In Vegas…Is Lame AND FINALLY SOME COLONEL’S KERNELS!

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Muddy Buddy #121

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) welcome Lauren Kelly (@Lauren2by2) and Toby Milton (@jtobiasm) to the show to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “James Gunn Replay” & “Alison’s Million Dollar Idea, “Virtue Signaling, Fan Phone Call”

We talk Nerd Heroes, Ignoring Red Flags, How To Be Happy, Being Fired For Your Past, Old ARIYNBF Format, PG Porn, Inspiring Fan Phone Call, Carb Czar, Conquered By Social Media, Xtreme Greetings and Stuffed Muffs!

I ran out of time to add Colonel’s Kernels AGAIN this week, so I will TRIPLE up next week!

Intro Song From Lost Property By Toby Milton “Float”

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Boob Titz #120

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) welcome Kelly “4 Bagger” Lundquist (@SatchelsofGold) and Dan Bublitz (@DanBublitzJr) to the show to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Sarah Schaffer Is Sick Of Social Media” & “Alison’s Eyebrow, Daniel’s Shame Face, Eating Songbirds”

We talk Fame Desire, Hyper Sensitivity, Being Down With O.P.P, Bark WIlliams, Leash Laws, Fart Duel Dreams, Rectally Challenged, Raffi’s Shameful Fart Childhood, The Infamous Fred Hearst, Period Biscuit Love, Karma or Kraema, Broccoli Rage and Nerds!

Check out Dan’s One Man Show “It Was Supposed to Be A Love Story” at DanBublitz.com and Dan’s two podcasts~ The Art Of Bombing and My Father’s Records!

****I ran out of time to add Colonel’s Kernels this week, so I will double up next week!

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Salty Discharge #119

This week “L’il Rafiki” Rafael Castaneda and Lisa Lawrie discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Greg Fitzsimmons Needs A Good Cry” & “Daniel’s Birthday, Baby Gender Reveal, Alison’s Self Tanning”

We talk Familiar Dysfunction, Depressing Depression, Growing Humans, 3-Way People, Splaying Periods, Wearing Western, Birthdaze, Spoiled By TV, JMOEs and SHOUT OUTS!

PLUS ALISON and DANIEL ARE HAVING A BOY!!!!!

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Phil McCrevis #118

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) and Rafael “L’il Rafiki” Castaneda discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Allie MCKay Doesn’t Care What You Think” & “Daniel’s Baby Names, Dr. Laura’s Legos, Old Timey Prank”

We catch up with eachother, talk Night Birds, Shrinking Women, We Are All Just Mirandas, Suicidal Tendencies, Fruity Comparisons, Bullshit National Holidays, Dr. Shlaura, Honestly Guilty, Half or Whole Assing It, RepeatMOEs and Colonel’s Kernels!

PLUS AN ON LOCATION CLIP FROM WASHINGTON WITH BECKI MCCLURE AND JEN STARK!

****Disclaimer…I meant to say Dodge City, Kansas and NOT Flagstaff, Arizona…which just proves the point, I need to check out a map a little more often! ~LL

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BFF #117 ver.2 – Raffi and Tryce and Megz!

Rafael (@RMCGuitars) is joined by Meghan (@zenerapark) and Tryce (@TSDCX) about Boring Nemec, Hip Hop, Perfect Cheese Plates, Daniel’s New Venture, Mandela Coincidences, AND MUCH MORE! Featuring an appearance from Super Mom Julie Parkansky!!!

Don’t forget to read September Somewhere for BFF Bookclub!
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Bummer Vacation #116 

This Week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) welcome Lauren Kelly (@Lauren2by2) to join us in discussing the @ARIYNBF episodes~”Ray Oldhafer,Chris Boehm, Colin Cheer and A Question” & “Jordan’s Druggy Drugs, Jeff’s Homemade Cheez-Its, The Summer Of Toodles”
We did a mini “Thank You For Being A Fan” episode to find out more about Lauren and her Alison origin story, she brought PA Snacks To Taste and She Does A Cat In The Hat Reading!
Then we talk Carolla Cast-Offs, Our Druggiest Drugs, Baby’s Heartbeat, Immature Tastebuds, CA Weather Is For The Birds, Sweet Valley So High, Jimmy Barfett, Leave Behinds, September Rising, Wild Words, ​​Neighbor Larry Cameo, JMOEs and SHOUT OUTS!
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Last Resort #115

This week Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) and Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Jen Gotch Hates Nutshells,Likes Emotional Rating Systems” & “Alie Ward’s Fishnet Burn, Call Centers, DQ’s Beautiful Buttcrack”
We talk Overrated Emotions, BAD APPLE Awareness, Interrupting Yourself, Diverse Diversity, Fashionless Victims, Raffi’s Fishnet Secrets, Jesus Underwear, Livin Your Life, Colonel’s Kernels & Ummmmmmmm SHOUT OUTS!
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Magic Pity #113

This week Rafael “L’il Aardvark” Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) and Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) discuss the @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “Sarah Colonna Is Addicted To Not Getting Murdered” & “Savory Puddings, Errant Nails, The Rise Of Fascism”
We are back from our Southland trip, catching up with eachother along with recorded messages from fellow trippers, Whitney, Jacob and Jay Insley! Also Lauren Kelly sent in a special treat, I hope your ears are prepared!

We talk Relationships, Addiction, Reincarnation, Big Gals, Parental TV Sets, FroPu, HardLee’s, Strippers Named Caviar, Drake Rage, Flashbang Holsters…AND TONS OF SHOUT OUTS!

PLUS FIND OUT WHO THE BIG WEINER OF RAY MORGAN’S ALISON MEGA QUIZ IS!!!!!
Special Thanks To Jen Stark For Sending In Our Outtro  Song From The Band- Spitting Image!
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Bangers #110

This week, Rafael “Can’t Stand Ya” Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) and Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Alison Tackles The Big Questions” & “Jordan’s Hugs, Possible Intruders, Alison’s Crackling”
We share our Memorial Day weekend Events and talk Going Solo Part II, Choosing Lightness, Hangover Cures, Holly Hobbyless, Last Supper, California Cool, Little Debbie vs. Hostess, Free Hugs, Too Much TV, Knowing Your Cunty Audience, JordanZzzz New Podcast, Colonels Kernels, JMOEs PLUS A Call To Alison People For Retweets, Fan Art and Telling a Friend!
ALSO LISTEN FOR THE ALISON ROSEN MEGA QUIZ RULES WHERE YOU CAN WIN A SIGNED COPY OF HER BOOK FROM RAY MORGAN!!!!

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Uzed & aBuzed #111

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) and Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Lauren Sivan Speaks Out” & “Army Duffels, The Psychopath Test, Traveling Alone”
We talk Playing the Victim, Uber Lyfting, Colonel’s Kernels, Duffle vs. Luggage, Kelly “4 Bagger” Lundquist is Winning the Carb Game, Commercial Imitation, Raffi’s “Suns Out Buns Out” Dream Cabriolet, Travelling So Low, Lauren Kelly Sent in A Voice Message, LeeanniMOEs AND A Pop Psychopath Test!
PLUS LISTEN FOR THE NEXT TWO PARTS OF RAY MORGAN’S ALISON MEGA QUIZ, WHERE YOU CAN WIN A SIGNED COPY OF ALISON ROSEN’S BOOK WITH ORIGINAL DRAWING BY DANIEL
ALSO GET WELL SOON SUPER FAN MEGHAN…WE LOVE YOU! XOXOXOXOXO!

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Nutflix & Chill #109

On This Week’s BFF, Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) and Rafael Castaneda  (@RMCGuitrs) are Joined By Tryce “T-Dizzle” (@TSDCX) to discuss this week’s @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “AMA” & “Smarmy Car Guys, Hair Hacks, David’s Grossout Threshold”
We Talk Alison Dates, Crushing Hard, Long Hair Red Flags, Monthly Visitor Pod, Trader Joe’s Alien, Sizing Up Bras, Close Nut Calls, Parental Identity, Colonel’s Kernels, Tons Of Shout-Outs and The Long Awaited Scott Marquez Interview (OUR FAN!)
PLUS THE TRYCE QUIZ!!!
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Eye Opener #105

This week, Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESANDBFFS) and Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Jimmy Pardo Owes Me $20” & “Frozen Embryo,s, Alie’s Goth Past, Gross Nature”
We Talk Crippling Allergies, Two First Name Hate, Kelly’s Maple Mini Muffin, Tooth Peaks, Phantom Nerds, Danny C Word, Super Gothic Cuts, ALL-isons, Colonel’s Kernels, Pop AA Quiz PLUS A Raffi & Lisa Bff Quiz!
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Titty Bear #104

This week, Lisa Lawrie is joined by Whitney Neil and Jason Dix to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Moshe Kasher” & “The Alison Quiz V.2, Tropical Attire Encouraged, Problematic”.
We talk Dreams, Crushes, Reality, Kid Lock Down, Shitting Where You Eat, Narcoleptic Ninjas, Team Commando and The First Ever BFF Quiz!
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TY4BF #5 Tim Ortez

The Best Friend’s Fancast’s special segment “Thank You For Being A Fan”, is finally back! On this episode Lisa Lawrie (@JmoesandBFFs) talks with fellow Best Friend, Tim Ortez, all the way from Germany!

You might recognize him from Alison’s Patreon livestreams, well now, you can get to know him and how he became an @ARIYNBF fan!
We go from Naked Attraction all the way to In N Out Burgers and everything in between!

If you would like to be on Thank You for Being A fan, email Bffancast@gmail.com, we would love to get to know you too!

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Soup To Nuts #103

This week, Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) and Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Ali Rosen” & “Number One Tooth Podcast, Disappearing Butts, Renee Colvert Quiz”
We talk Potlucks, No Substitutions In Parenting, All The Alison Rosens, Parking Nazis, Boobs, Butts and Nuts!
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Rustic Guac #101

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) and Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) discuss the @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “Alice Wutterland” & “Alison’s Kuato, Jordan’s Xplicit Vapes, The David Huntsberger Quiz”
We talk Entitled Awareness, Eloping From The Truth, Wonder Women, Half Caff Hate, Curly Sue’s Cat Sweater, David is Kramer & Costanza, Stuck Between Satisfaction and Self-Doubt, Old Timey Vapes and HOW WAS YOUR DAY KIDS??!!
PLUS TONS OF SHOUT OUTS!!!
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BFF Celebrates #100!!

On this special 100th episode, Lisa (@JMOESandBFFs) welcomes Ultra Fan Rafael (@RMCGuitars), Super Fan Meghan (@Zenerapark), Tryce (@TSDCX), Becki (@Rajenki), Jenn (@DulceCa17), Ray (@RayMorganIII), Joanna (@Joanna_Bowman49) and Suzanne (@PastLifeBeans) to her house for an Alison Rosen celebration and group recording!
Raffi and Lisa start the Show off in the shed to talk about the @ARIYNBF episode~ “Ken Reid” then the rest of the group joins us and we talk about the Thursday episode ~”Serums, Scones, Dave’s Night Nurse”
We do a round of Beer Tasting (supplied by Don @BrewsByDon & Paul @Paul1138), Topic Tiger Head, Fuck Yes Or Fuck That, Chat Snack (supplied by Tim Ortez & Toby @Tmilt) PLUS RayMOE Redemptions!
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BFF Reserve #99

This week, Lisa Lawrie (@JmoesandBffs)and Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) are joined by Toby “Doug” Milton (@TMilt) to discuss this week’s @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Alison’s AMA” & “Alison’s Nitrous Epiphany, David’s Rancid Cheesecake, Jordan AKA Stassi”
We talk all about Alison’s Book, Hair, Mood, Skin, Pets, Video Cast and Schlessinger Hate Plus MarionBerrissing, Mistaken Mudders, Big A’s Door Fetish, Wrong Sized Tongues, Dr. Nihilist D.D.S., Show Me Your Private FB, Raymoe’s Funeral and Yes, Please or Fuck Off!
Happy St. Patrick’s Day!!!!
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Best Pfriends #98

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) and Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) welcome Jenn (@DulceCa17) to discuss this weeks’ @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Stephanie Wittels Wachs” & “Fair Warnings, Alison’s Airbag Anxiety, Jordan’s Mean Dentist”
We talk Living Through Terrible Shit, Puke Techniques, Anti-Dentite Bastards, Getting To Know Wendy, Going HAM, Trader Joe’s Culture, Bad Jeans, Poops Ahoy, Alison’s Mega Fans and Being Grateful!
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Bees Knees #97

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) and Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “John Roderick & Benjamin Harrison” and “Alison’s Wicker Basket, Alie’s NoPoo, Semiotics Of Emma Gonzalez”
We talk War MoviesZzz, Dusty Item Excitement, Alliteration To Win Alison’s Carby Heart, Dreams Of A Super Fan, Pressure To Doll Up, More Beehive Shout Outs, 2 N’ 1 Lies, Unfortunate Pronunciations and Brews By Don’s Teabag.
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Belvita Breakfast Briefcase #96

 This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) and Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) discuss the @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “Sklar Brothers” and “Circus Circus, Alie’s Quiz, The Silverlake Roasters”
We talk TabPoo, Communal Poop Knives, The Poop Knife Revisited…Lots O’ Poop Talk, Brittany Belongs At The Beginning, Palm Springs Ships Passing, Unpacking Jeff’s Secret Briefcase, Backpack No No’s, What’s The Deal With The Silverlake Roasters, Mansplained, Assertive Or Jerk, Mexican Dowry, Ologies Quiz and Alie’s New Jingle!
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Canadian Famous #95

This week, Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) and Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) welcome Toby Milton to the shed and we discuss this week’s @ARIYNBF epsisodes ~ “Phil Rosenthal” & “Alie Ward’s Drone Reunion, Daniel’s Wine Pint, It’s Alison’s Show”

We talk Skipping Theme Songs, European BFF Tour, Meditation Cults, Improv Problems, The Real Housewives of Sports, Brave Hot Girls, Just The Tip, Boxed Wine and Bota Bags!
Listen all the way until the bitter end for a Colonel Jeff Song created by our very own Toby!
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Hobo Jamboree  #94

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) and Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) are joined by Joanna Bowman (@Joanna_Bowman49) and Lee Bruns (@RealLeeBruns) to discuss this week’s @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Ray Oldhaffer” & “Alison’s Mean Segue, Wendy’s Grudge, Philly Sports Chants”
We talk Cool Sticker Clubs, Hot Citrus Talk, Brothers Ray, Baths, Egg Abuse, Toastering, Grudge Holding, Sucking Lemons,Celebrity Fruit, Basic WoPerDaughter Problems, In A Coon’s Age and Sports!
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