Topless Tapas #68

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This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOEsandBFFs) & Rafael “Santos L. Helper” Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) is joined By ‘Super Fan’ Meghan Parkansky (@Zenerapark) & ‘Unquantifiable Fan’ Britt Kusserow (@BrittKusserow) to discuss @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Dustin Marshall” & “Alison’s Door Weirdness, Jordan Morris’s Hand Cramps, Butt Lizards”
We talk Feral Audio, Podcast Obsessions, Overcoming Shitty Childhoods, Therapy, Bloody Mary Clams, Passable Carbs, Super Unsexy Gaming Hands, Vorarephilia, Fucked Out Fetishes, Jenna & Al’s New Headboard Update, Renee’s New Dog AND A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANIEL!!!!!
iTunes Artwork by Ray Morgan (@RAYMORGANIII)
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Soylentini #67

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This Week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) discuss the @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “Chris Franjola” & “Alison’s Appletinis, Demi’s Anxiety, Explaining Law and Order: SVU”
We Talk~ Super Hero Movies Super Suck, Vision Pride, Reality TV, Hot Tub Parties, Screech Porn, Anti-Dentites, Food Pills, Good or Bad ARIYNBF Fans, MahJong, Appletini and Golf Cart Hijinks!

iTunes Artwork by Ray Morgan (@RAYMORGANIII)
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Buggery #65

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This week, Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs)& Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) is joined by TS (@TSDCX)to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes ~”Demi Adejuyigbe” & “Dating Styles, Book Lice, Artisanal Lightbulbs”
We talk Gilmore Guys, Vocal Hatred, Diversity, FOL Podcast, Favorites, Grocery Etiquette, Realistic Stalking, Richard Pics, LOTS Of Hot Dogs and Shout-Outs!
Outtro songs by The Angora’s from a Daily Alison Episode
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Verified #64

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This Week, Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) are joined by Leeann Ward (@LeeannMWard) & Lee Bruns (@SLBruns1) to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Jennifer Romolini” & “Alison’s Meltdown, Daniel’s Rage, Cemetery Bunnies”
We Talked Social Media, Validating Motherhood, Blind Periods, Daniel’s Rhyming Fix, InstStories, Depression Storms, Doing The Hustle, Duck Butts, Patreon Tease, JMOES and Did A Round Of Shout-Outs!!
iTunes Artwork by Ray Morgan ~ Posted To iTunes By Jason Dix

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Dickens Cider #63​

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This Week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFs) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars)are Joined by Jennifer Wilker (@DulceCA17) and Toby Milton (@TMilt) to Discuss the @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “Harley Morenstein” & “Understudies,Talk Therapy, Eight Cans Of Spam”
We Talk YouTube Boobs, Taste In Music & Alcohol, Rules Of Donating Shitty Food, Bad Carbs, Last Names, Uneccessary Endings, No Mo Mo Mo, aRT, Hobby Lobby Rage, Grocery Lines, RosenEats and Spam Heros!
Also, Lots Of Shout Outs!
iTunes Artwork by Ray Morgan (@RayMorganIII) Posted to iTunes by Jason Dix (@Woodloaf)
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Ep. 62 – Give A Horse A Nerd

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This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOEsandBFFs) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) welcome Fellow Best Friend, Ray Morgan (RayMorganIII) to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Caissie St. Onge” & “Alison’s High Five Hate, Renee’s Puppetry, Giving A Horse A Nerd”
We talk Permanent Guyliner, Hidden Tattoos, Oprah’s Give Up Program, Carrying Around A LOT Of Hurt Children, Secret Dumps, Penial Puppetry, Double Denim Disney People, Misjudged High Fives and Filling In The Jenna & Al Gaps!
THANK YOU FOR THE EXTRA SPECIAL INTRO BY LEE BRUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (@SLBRUNS1)
Artwork On iTunes By RayMorgan and posted to iTunes By Jason Dix​ (That’s me!)

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The Thursday Gang Club #61

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This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) and Rafael “Rip Van Raffi” Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) are joined by “Birthday Girl” Kelly Lundquist (@SatchelsofGold) and “Master Of Memes” Jay Insley (J_Insley) to talk about the @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “Greg Fitzsimmons #8” & “Jenna & Al’s Farewell Show, Alison’s Fart Crutch, Otters Who Bring It”
We discuss Greg’s Awkward Starts, Bumping in to Exes, Courtship, Fun with Loinfruit, Nice Messages, Bad Attitudes, Cry Babies, Colonel Jeff Brings The BOYSe, Jay’s Amazing Going Away Gift, JMOE Makeovers, Shout Out’s, PLUS Super Sad Goodbye’s!!
We Are Going To Miss You Jenna and Al…You Were Like Family, Thank You so much and BON VOYAGE!!

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Gold Star Siblings #60

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​Rafael (@RMCGuitars) is joined by siblings and First Time Guests Whitney Neil (@whitneyneil) and Jacob Hewell (@jacobhewell) to talk Laurie Kilmartin, Being a John Hughes movie with a Timbaland soundtrack, Georgia Live Shows, Being a Gold Star Alison Fan, Loving Harry Potter, Living in O4Dub, Sucking Boogers, Running Marathons, Double Dipped JMOEs and much more!

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Blacklist #59​

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This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) and Rafael “Free Range” Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) discuss the @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “Wendy & Lizzie Molyneux” AND “Alison’s Hill Phobia, Al & Jenna’s Yard Sale, Greg’s Fashion Jacket”
We Talk Bob’s Burgers, Friendship Marriage Pacts, Sisterly Love, Over/Under Parenting, Carb Losers, Show Stopping Topics, Garmonbozia, The Greg Heller Reality Tour, Oversharing Your Life, Garage Sailing Hijinks, iTunes Comment Insecurity, Patreon Bonus Bonuses and Spreading Peanut Butter On Your Big Oily Phallic JMOES!
PLUS LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF SHOUT OUTS!!!!!

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Goodbye To Giggles #58

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This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOEsandBFFs) and Rafael “Stroop Waffle” Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) Are Joined By Meghan Parkansky (@Zenerapark) And Jenn (@DulceCa17) to Discuss The @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “Monique Powell” & “Jenna and Al’s Big News, Alison’s Head of Lies, John Henson’s Gigs”
We Talk 90’s Ska, Alison’s Sweet Spot, Death, Farting, Genius Or Lazy, Jenna and Al are Hopping OFF The Love Bus, Magic Castle Dreams, Sad Snack Chats, iTunes CommentS of The Week and Our Hatred Of Change!
PLUS LOTS O’SHOUT OUTS!!!!!!

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Clothes Horse #57

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This week Rafael Castaneda(@RMCGuitars) and Leeann Ward (@LeeannMWard) discuss @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “Matt Mira and Doree Shafir” & “Wallet Notes, Bad Boy Houses, Everyone’s Favorite Musical”
We talk about Credit Card Debt, Good Cop, Bad Cop, AIDS from Blood Transfusions, Dreams, House Hunting, Dog Wanting, Musicals, Dad Bods, and Clothes Horses.
And Happy Bornday L Boogie! (May 26)

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Chozzerai #56

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This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) and Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) are joined for a SUPER SPECIAL CALIFORNIA LIVE EDITION OF THE BEST FRIEND’s Fancast by Meghan Parkansky (@Zenerapark), Rachel Phillips (@ItsSimplyRachel), Jenn (@DulceCa17), Joanna Bowman (@Joanna_Bowman49), Becki McClure (@Rajenki), Tryce Sanders (@TSDCX)!!
We discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes- “Andy Kindler” & “Alison’s Pursuit, Jordan’s Rage Deletes, Jenna’s Stinky Flamingoes”
We are recording live from my dining room in Orange, Ca…where we had a Del VS. Bell off, Did a Round of Alison related Chat Snacks, Sombrero Topics, Jay Gifts and had a really fun time celebrating All Things ARIYNBF!
THANK YOU ALL FOR MAKING THE TREK OUT TO MY HOUSE FOR THE RADDEST ALISON ROSEN SLEEPOVER WEEKEND EVER!!!!
For more information on the Climb Out Of The Darkness Maternal Mental Illness Fundraiser Please go to~ crowdrise.com/cotd2017

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Happy Trails #55

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On This week’s Salty Happy Mother’s Day Edition of BFF, Hosts Lisa Lawrie (@JmoesanBFFs) & “Penny Loggins” Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) is Joined By Special Guests “Bush Patrol” TS (@TSDCX) & “Natural Blonde” Jenn (@DulceCa17) To Discuss @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “Elizabeth Laime” and “Voiceovers, Go-To Jokes, Being Too Eager”

We Dive in to LOTS OF BUSH, Astrological Signs, Feeling Sepia, Huntsberger Knows Best, Unlikely V.O. Dreams, Thanks Kids For Our Divorce, Eager Beavers, Grey Duck Rage AND IS Colonel Jeff PULLING ALL OF OUR LEGS?!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND HAPPY FIRST MOTHER’S DAY ALISON!!!

Also, Don’t Be A Podcast Squatter…SUPPORT @ALISONRosen ON Patreon!

PLUS…HHHHHUUUUGGGGEEEE SHOUT OUTS TO AMAZING PEOPLE!!!!!!!

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Ennis Envy #54

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This week, Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) is joined by Kelly “Diva Cup” Lundquist (@Satchelsofgold) AND Rafael “Louganis” Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) to discuss @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “Mark Normand” & “The Umbrage, Scary Sounds, Alison’s New Schedule”
We Talk Visiting New Orleans, Dilapidated Childhoods, Period Art, Chubby Dipping, Cheating for Dummies, Cheese Rage, S…NO Caps, “BelievabAl”, Curtainless Neighbor Updates, dangerous Board Games, Cleaning Out The “Party Closet”, Loose Meat, Kissing Sleep Goodbye AND LOTS OF SHOUT OUTS!!!
PLUS NEW CO-HOST!!!??

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Big Liquor #53

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This week, Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) is Joined By “Henn-AHH- Rita” Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) to discuss the @ARIYNBF Episodes~”Guy Branum”  & “Dental Rebellion, Cheeky Lullabies, Rogue Steak Knives”
We talk Current Events, like The Bette Vs. Joan Feud, Poon City, Rap Music, Electric Toothbrushes, Lovin’ David Huntsberger, Game Shows, Parental Worries, Disney Movies, JMOE Stress, Podcast Festival, Shout Outs and MORE!
PLUS HAPPY BIRTHDAY “L’il Raffi” “Henny Loggins” “Kid Flaco” “Hibachi Kid” “Bubble Boy” RAFAEL CASTANEDA!!!!!!!!!​

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Fruit Of The Loin #52

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This Week Lisa Lawrie is Joined By LeeAnn Ward (@LeeannMWard) and Becki McClure to Discuss the @ARIYNBF Episodes- “Greg Fitzsimmons #7” & “Alison’s Cavalry, Al’s Pillow Habits, John Henson’s Hotel Sex”

We Talk Pulling Podcast Cards, Alison Is TOO Nice With Her Credit Card, Losing Baby Weight, LOIN FRUIT PODCAST!, BJ Pros, Parenting Fun, HOTEL SEX, Airport Hijinks, Patreon, Pillow Talk, Peanut Chews and Podcast Festival!

PLUS Our Resident Black Assassin James Leroy Wilson!

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Cuck Fuchs #51

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This week “RAD Fan” Lisa Lawrie (@JMOEsandBFFs) and “Blue Bubble Boy” Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) Discuss @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “Josh Wolf” & “Alison Got Mommy Shamed, #AL On Film, Crocodile Mouths”
We talk MORE Dog Vs. Cats, Accidental Golden Showers, Fetish Shaming, Butts, Edibles, Old Folks Heroin Homes, Parenting For Dummies, Depression Candy AND Is There ANYTHING that Colonel Jeff Does That ISN’T Cool??
PLUS MORE SHOUT OUTS…whether you like em or not!

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Cookie Puss #50

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This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) is joined by “Legit” Jay Insley (@J_Insley) For A Very Long Special 50th Episode to discuss the @ARIYNBF Episodes- “Doug Benson” AND “Alison’s New Intro, John Henson’s Twitter Battle, Daniel’s Wine Rage”
We talk Twitter Feeds, T.H.C., Cool Magicians, Gal Chat…Period, #ALISONPEOPLE, We <3 Carbs, Patreon Fun, Love/Hate Parenting, TONS of Shout Outs AND James Leroy Wilson Is No Longer A Serial Killer But An Assassin!
PLUS JAY INSLEY SHARES THE BEHIND THE SCENES ON SENDING IN THE COOL NEW ALISON JINGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAANNNDDDDD…..HAPPY BIRTHDAY JASON DIX!!!!!!!!!!

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Road To Table #49

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This week Lisa Lawrie is joined by Brittany (@BrittanyAshlen) and Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes- “Louis Peitzman” and “Alison’s C&B Meltdown, Daniel’s D&D Past, Jenna’s Big News”
We Talk Going Home, Eternally Fat, The Death Of Twitter, Dating Apps, Bad Roomates, Rhubarb, Big Ol’ Ears, Elliot At The Grove, Barfing, Dungeons Dragons…DON’T, Champagne Wishes and Milk Frother Dreams, Stealing Whistling Dixie, Beaver Nuggets and SO MUCH MORE!

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​ Beaver Pride #48

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This week eh, Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) is joined by a Strange Brew… “Regular Contributor” Kimberly Galbaransingh (@HandsyCoppafeel) and Toby Milton (@TMilt) to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes- “Kira Soltanovich” and “Alison’s Toilet Sighting, John Henson’s Mexico Story, Mystery Bundts”
We talk Coming Out As A Medium, Elliot’s Dining Room Studio, Cuntsea Chandler, Toilequette, Bundtholes, John Henson’s Wise Perspective PLUS Kim and Toby Quiz Lisa On All Things Canadian!
Take Off you hoser!
***SPECIAL AMERICAN IMPORTED CANADIAN INTRO BY LEE BRUNS!!!! (@SLBruns)

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Nothing Bundt Uranus #47

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This week Lisa (@JmoesandBffs) is joined by Shera (@Shera_P_Rox) and Mica (@MICADIY) to Discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes- “Bob Saget” and “Alison’s Alienating You, Jenna Digs Tiny Bundts, Daniel’s A Ragtime Cowboy”
We talk Bob Saget’s Return(@BobSaget), DM Slippage, Corny Poop, Laughing Til You Fart, David HuntsBerger (@Huntsberjunk) Joins The Thursday Gang, Naming Your Kid Horrible Names like Le-A not to be confused with La-Le…Extended Breastfeeding, You Must Remember Sinatra’s Trip In To Outer Space and so much MORE!

If you would like to read Shera’s blog, here is the link: https://shutupaboutit.wordpress.com/

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Handschuhschneeballwefer #46

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This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) is joined by Leeann Ward (@LeeannMWard) and Joanna Bowman (@Joanna_Bowman49) to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes “Jackie Kashian” and “Alison’s Comeback, Dave’s Trash Issues, Backfeifengesidt”
We talk Social Media Morons, Raising Adults, Crappy Childhoods, Get On Board The Alison Cruise, Daring Therapy, Vampires, Waldorf Nipples, Sam Elliot, Twitter Dildos, Spoon Collectors, Alison’s Sick Burn or Treppenwitz, Reliving Free Hugs AND Relating to The Thursday Gang’s Fremdschaemen!

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Share If You Agree #45

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This week, Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs), “El Toronja” Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) and “Hedo Tryce” TS (@TSDCX) are a rippin’ and a tearin’ in to the @ARIYNBF episodes- “Shane Mauss”(@ShaneComedy) AND “Alison Isn’t Looking,John Hensen’s Been Miscast,Al Has Answers”
We talk Texas trips, Bad Trips, My Drug Use Denial, Human Behavior, FB Memes Can GFY #SIYA, Angel’s Grapefruit Sounds, Al IS Cliff Clavin, John Henson (@John_Henson), Old Ladies With Technology, SIRIous Relationships, Airplane Decorum and Returning To The Scene Of  The Crime After Birth.
ALSO…HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAY MORGAN AND ELLIOT IS ONE MONTH OLD!!

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Ep. 43 – It’s Elliot!!

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Hey there! Lisa was out this week, so I (Jason) and my wife (Amanda) get to talk about the teeny tiny bundle of cute – Elliot! We discuss the harrowing tale of his birth, the origins of his name, and raising a child in this god-awful world! You also get an audio tour of the paradise that is Central California! Oh yay!

 

(left unedited for comedic effect. ENJOY!)

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Hot Bod #42

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This week, Lisa Lawrie (@JMOEsandBFFs) is joined by Demian Cordova (@SuperDemC) and Ray Morgan (@RayMorganIII) to discuss @ARIYNBF episodes- “Jen Glantz” (@Jenglantz) & “Thursday Gang, Live From Podfest!”
We talk Wedding Drama, Ambitious People, More Reminders of Why My Sister Totally Sucks, Diva Jockeys, How Does Raymoe REALLY FEEL?!, Sorority Shams, Reliving LA Podfest Love AND We HEART Ali Michelle Diary Entries…They’re SO RAD!
I’ll see y’all Texans NEXT week!
PLUS HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY ELLIOT OLIVER QUANTZ, the world has waited a looong time for you!

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Two Girls,One Naked Chicken Chalupa #41

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On This Groundhog Day Edition Of BFF, “Bad Ass Fan” Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) is Joined By “Super Fan” Meghan Parkansky (@Zenerapark) and “Ultra Fan” Rafael Castaneda to talk about @ARIYNBF Episodes- “John Henson” (@John_Henson) AND “The Last Show Before Baby, Chocodiles & Protest Etiquette” w/David Huntzberger (@Huntsbergerjunk)
We Discuss Talk Soup, Blowhards, Alison Is Being Induced!, Boobs, I Like Big Butts, Eating Groceries Out Of Boredom, Wipeout, Alison Is Ready To POP!, How To Have Babies, Fast Food Fun, See’s Crack Kisses, Wine, Pills, Pornophiles and Chocodiles!
PLUS BABY ROSEN-QUANTZ IS ALMOST HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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