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Canada For Dummies #160

This week Lisa Lawrie and Rafael “Real Burrito” Castaneda discuss the @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “David Burtka Is Living A More Authentic Life” & “Canada Calls In, Alison Is Wrong, Daniel Comes Undone”
We talk Party Lifestyles, Jeff’s Newberries, Mistaken Lollipop Etiquette, Going Deep Inside Renee, Daniel’s Code Red, Eric’s Crushin’ It, Comment Fake Out, FuSilly Challenge, Canada Teaches America, ColoRADical Pronouncations, Serenity Now, Scattered Brains, JMOE Confessional, Callouts and LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF SHOUT OUTS! 
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Solo Sundae #159

Lisa Lawrie gratuitously goes solo again to talk about the @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “Lori Gottlieb Doesn’t Bullshit Her Patients” & “Canadian Service Berries, Eric’s Love Life, Getting On Jeopardy”

I talk about all sides of therapy, NextWhore App, Canadian Racists, Newberries, Poutine Curds, More Bickersons, Shout Outs AND The Arrival of JMOE Confessional!

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Tres Leche Takes The Cake #158

This week Lisa Lawrie “Franks A’ Lot”  and Rafael “Lyin’ King” Castaneda are joined by Toby “Was Sap” Milton to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Josh Gondelman Did Not Faint During This Podcast” & “Alison Doesn’t Care, Jordan Is Commuting, Renee Digs Windchimes”
We discuss Pep Chalkin’, GorexAphobia, Game Of Phones, Peanut Buddies In A Jam Apps, Gifs That Keep On Gifin’, Sleeping On Small Mattress Problems, Hunger Down To Fast, Productive Feedback  AND BUTTLOADS OF SHOUT OUTS!
This was neither Pun to Put together nor Punny in any way. I’m Toadly Sorry…not sorrey, eh.
****apologies for audio…I would blame canada but, I just can’t

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Seinfeld Showdown – BFF 157

Rafael is joined by Kelly “Bag Lady” Lundquist (@satchelsofgold) and Nina “Not That One” Hartley (@ninalusk83) to discuss Chad Daniels’ anonymity, Young Love, Period Preparedness, Lying to Children, David’s Follicle Frustration, a Seinfeld Showdown and much more!

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Skinkle #156

This week Lisa “Larger Than Life” Lawrie and Rafael “Carte Blanche” Castaneda discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ Andy Haynes Skied Over A 2 Lane Highway” & ” Alison’s Potato Face, Ben’s Baby Police, Instant Coffee Review”
We talk Being Cool, Brain Candy, Depressing Light Boxes, Lets Meet Tony, Realistic Baby Bodies, Chodes Revisited, Failing At Our New Segment “Word Of The Day”, Revamping How Dare You!, Descendents Overload, Shout Outs, and Call Outs!
****DISCLAIMER**** Wow, this episode…woof
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Chodes n’ BMs #155

This week Lisa Lawrie (@BFFLisaLawrie) and Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGS) discuss the @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “Gabe Liedman Will Swab A Bitch” & “Tax Time Fun Facts, Bumbling Grundles, Jordan’s Hustle”
We talk Playing Pubescent Self, Slippery Open Relationships, Facebook Tattler, Synonymously Perineum, Silly Production Co, The American Scheme and Shout Outs!
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C U N…Test #154

This week Lisa Lawrie (@BFFLisaLawrie) and Raffi “GoLightly” Castaneda (@RMCGS) discuss the @ARIYNBF Episodes~ Shane Dawson Is Nervous” & “Alie’s Mugging, Personality Quizzes, Suzy Wetfeet”
We talk Loving The Things You Hate To Love To Hate, Nazi Two Timing, Lack Of Gay Jewelry, Rachel’s Record, Gandhi Hating Orphans, The Colonel Is Up Her Alie, Ugly Muggin’, Cookie DOH Guy, Bigger Beds and Lower Standards!
PLUS We finish up the second half of the Jung personality test, catch up on where we are in keeping our New Years resolutions, LOTs O’ Shout Out and talk next book club…yeah!
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Well Jung #153

This week Lisa Lawrie and Rafael “Negative Juan” Castaneda discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Kevin Allison Has Heard It All” & ” We Found The Commercial, Knock Out Tales, Facing Mortality”
We talk Intro Upgrades, Smothers But Brothers, Kinkster Revelations, Big Johnsons, Kellys Upgrade To “Bag Lady”, Dodgin’ Balls, Tejas Toast, Jack Offie, Rootbeer Hating Monsters and Getting STD’d!
PLUS We do half of a Personality Test…take the test along with us and tune in next week for the final results!
****Disclaimer- Mixed up Threes A Crowd With Too Close For Comfort…duh, a common and easy mistake!
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Ep. 152 Fartacus #CLII

This week Lisa “Lowry” Lawrie and Rafael “Heinie Down Sport” Castaneda discuss the @ARIYNBF Episodes~ “Jamie Lee Will Attend Your Wedding” & “Football Phones, David’s Secret Workshop, Getting High On CBD Oil”
We talk Killer Diets, Carb…urators, Crushing, Dad Jokes, Marjority Rules, Trippin’, Shout Outs and DaveMoe’s! 
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Going So Low #151

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFs) goes it alone in this BFF quickie to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~”Ginger Gonzaga Will Turn Down Your Super Lucrative Offer” & “Irish Potatoes, Postpartum Body Image, Leaving Neverland”then she does a one on one with Becki McClure (@Rajenki) to get her150th episode experience, her group recording notes and a health update.
I quickly talk Leaving Modesto, Gal Chatter, Irish Potatoes, Pricey Pedophilia, BFFancast Shoutouts, Alison’s Menu, FavMoes, Shout Outs PLUS Bonus Becki “Livin’ Laughin’ Lovin’ Episode! 
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Die,Cry,Hate #150!!!!!

The BFF celebrates our 150th episode with a group recording in Orange, California!
Lisa Lawrie (@JmoesandBffs) and Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) are joined in Discount Dining Room Studios by Dr. Jenn (@DulceCa17), “Scott” Marquez (@WatchTower96), Ray Morgan (@RayMorganIII), James Leroy Wilson (@JamesLWilson), Paul (@PaulE1138) Tryce (@TSDCX), Joanna (@Joanna_Bowman49) and Becki (@Rajenki) to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ Sara Schaffer Has Discovered The Secret To Productivity” & “Owen’s Birth Story, 2 Non Flans, Candy Cousins” PLUS Childish Episode #17 “The Most Intense Sex We Ever Had”
We dive in to the Vans box for fun topics like~ Wasting Away On Social Media, Quoting Inspiration, Sneakers, Squirters, Rap Notoriously Sucks The B.I.G. One, Sexual Lactation, Thrift Store Pride, Snotty Vaginas, Shout Outs and an Alison Themed Chat Snack!
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BFF 149 Mousey Murders

Rafael (@RMCGuitars) is joined by Kelly “K-Fresh” Frazier (@KFreshIsTheWord”)  to discuss Detroit Strip Clubs, Skyping Strangers, Tricky Toddlers, Parable Problems, And MUCH more!

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Lesbian Quickie – BFF 148

Rafael (@RMCGuitars) is joined by Tryce “The #1 Stunna” (@tsdcx) and Meghan “Fast Fingers” Parkansky (@zenerapark) to talk Dumb Gay Podcasts, Rom Com Representation, Museum Diddling,  Paging Ms. Handerson, Lesbian Footwear, ALISON HAD A BABY!, and MUCH more!

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Devil’s Threeway #147

This week Lisa Lawrie @JmoesandBffs) and Rafael “Golden Shower” Castaneda(@RMCGuitars) are joined by first timer and special guest Erin Thomas (@E_Cupcakes) to discuss the @ARIYNBF Episodes~ Marcella Arguello Has A Temper (But She Doesn’t Yell)” & “David’s Puerto Rico Saga, A Baby Update, Bird Pee: Good Or Bad Luck”
We talk Colorism, Honest Bitchery, Hometown Pride Hatred, Childish Chat, Powdered Orgasmic Sperm, Colvert Corner, Puerto Falso Rico, David’s Trippin’, Mucous Unpluggin’, Bad Apples Infecting iTunes Comments, Death By Leftovers, Poop Utes, Shout Outs and Call Outs!
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BFF #146 – Tight Five

Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) is joined by Lauren Kelly (@Lauren2By2) to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Todd Barry Would Rather Play Guitar” & “Jordan’s Sizzler Quiz, A Screen Door Update, Alison Pees Herself”
We talk Mushrooms, @myc_hunt, Dr. Michaeleen Katz, BFF Jam Band, Finnish Friends, Outback Slander, and MUCH More!
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Urine Luck #144

This week, Rafael “Raf” Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) and Lisa “The Blade Saiz” Lawrie (@JMOESandBffs) discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Chris DiStefano Is A Guy Who’s Been Punched” & “Jordan’s Popcorn Suitcase, Alison’s Underwear, Daniel’s Public Access Show”
We discuss Wisdom Punch, Hunky Tony, Munchin’ Crunch, What Embarrasses Us, Cool Pies, Liberries, 90s Ska Bass Players, Pancakes, Crusty Pizza, Favmoes, Shout Outs and Call Outs! 
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Four Way #145

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) & Rafael “32 Ouncer” Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) are joined by Toby “Eh” Milton (@JTobiasM) to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Kelly Carlin Is Untangling Daughterhood” & “Daniel’s Audio Tour, Eric’s Traipsing, A Huntsberger Update”
We talk To Speak Or Not To Speak Up, Faking Adulthood, Canadian George Carlin, Dadadada, Childish Chat, Group Recording Updates, Ikean’t, Walking Tour Faux Pas, Carrot Cake bOreos, Tryster Eggs, Bisexual Jeans Explained, Shouts Outs and Our FavMoes!
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Smelly Booch Sack 143

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Jake Weisman and Matt Ingebretson on Absurdity of Existence, Cuteness Of Cats” & “Alie’s Sentient ‘Booch, Daniel’s Continued Crush, Alison’s Lyft”
We talk Adulty Friendships, Compsplaining, Bridging Friendship, Leaky Rooves, Gifts That Speak Volumes, B-BO, Frivolous Funeral Time, Shout Outs and Our FavMoes!
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Biscotti Apologies #142

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) & Rafael “Grizzly Rose” Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) are joined by Lee “Prairie Dog” Bruns (@realLeeBruns)  Jen “Mr. Cuckoo” Stark (@MrJenStarK) and Todd “Bumbershoot” Campbell (@TCampbell29) to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Amy Miller’s Crisis Year Launched Her Into Comedy” & “Alison’s Fluids, Ben’s Homemade Hat, Daniel’s Marie Kondo Crush”

We talk Life’s Shit Storms, Protecting Predators, Renee Going Dropless, Ben’s Got Game, Inserting Colonel Jeff, JMOE Bandy, Skunky Springtime, Aura Check, Squeaky Twitter Wheels, Shouts Outs, Call Outs and Our FavMoes!
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Blue Waffles #141

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) & Rafael “Neon” Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Listener Picks: Favorite Moments Of 2018” & “Summer Berry Grunt, Miss Nelson Is Missing, New Year’s Resolutions”
We relive 2018 through fun clips and talk Butt Pudding, Snuggleberry C**t, Canadian Cool, Missing Aussie, Thoughtful Gifts, Big Beer, Deep Fakes, Pancakes Suck, Resolutions Revisited, Shouts Outs, Call Outs and Our FavMoes!
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Aryan Grievances #140

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JmoesandBFFs) and Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes ~ “Childish Crossover” & ” Ziplining, TV Show Hosting, Wolf Conservatories”
We talk Slippin’ in Childish, Earrworms, Tejas Fruit Cakes, Dying Doing What You Love, Hard Outs & Heart Ons, Droppin’ Renee, Call Outs, Shout Outs and Our Own Resolutions!
HAPPY NEW YEAR BFFs!!!!
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Bestfriendberries #139

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) & Rafael “Emo Boy” Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Cole Stratton Won’t Pursue Tornadoes” & ” Daniel’s Work Bake-Off, Jordanberries, Alison In Forbes”
We talk SF Sketchfest, Cat Daddy’s, Topic Topic Sombrero, Childish Chat, Knotts Saviorberries, iTunes Dissension, Fruity Cake, Lawry’s Seasoning Salt, Christmas Trick Or Treats, Autonomous Sensory Meridian Revulsion, Shouts Outs, Call Outs and Our FavMoes!
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Double Stuff #137

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Mark Normand Is On The Spectrum” & “A Great vacation, Awful Teachers, Daniel’s College Roommate”
We talk Misanthropes, The Big C, Cool Girlfriends, Dick Ticklers, Sexy Bands, Cheatin’ Songs, Sopé Opera, Cryin Babies, Porn Picks, Shouts Outs, Our FavMoes and Oh Shit! 
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Richard Tickler #138

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Elliot Kalan Has Imposter Syndrome” & “David & The Tickler, Action Movie Suspense, Holiday Bulb Wars”
We talk Butterfly Defect, Raffi’s Porn, Bookhouse Boys, Attention To Children, Oozy Intentions, Tickler Apologies, iTunes Comment Agendas, Shouts Outs, Call Outs and Our FavMoes!
PLUS A Canadian Chat Snack Sent In By Toby Milton!

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Brown Eye Pride #136

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) are joined by Tryce (@TSDCX) to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Asif Ali Knows A Shocking Amount About Exotic Birds” & “The Game Of Seduction, Anchovy Whispers, Spelling Bees”
We talk Projectile Vomiters, Urinators, Scootin’ Birds, Tripods, Spilling Bees, Misplaced High Fives, Lazy Eyes, Mystical Bi-sexual Jeans, Friend To Bone Zones, Taquito Tuesdays at The Strip Club, Janky Junk, Unsexy Numbers, Shouts Outs and Our FavMoes!
PLUS THE FINAL INSTALLMENT OF LAUREN KELLY READS TO US FROM CORDUROY (ReeRoy)!!!!!
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Nuts About Nuts #135

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Eliza Skinner Knows What They Might Say About Her” & “Happy Thanksgiving, The Greek System, Daniel’s Life Of Crime”

We talk Live Reads, Soothing Voices, El Sombrero Tema Regresa, Cleavage Smiles, Toxic People Exist,Dump Cakes, Vagina Expansion, Being A Fat Sellout, HaWhy, Dr. Jenn Turns Us Down, Pranksgiving, Shouts Outs and Our FavMoes!

PLUS LAUREN KELLY READS THE SECOND INSTALLMENT TO US FROM CORDUROY (ReeRoy)!!!!!

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Snitches Get Stiches #134

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOESandBFFS) & Rafael “Village Inn Guy” Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) are joined by Tryce AKA “Pizz Pazz” (@TSDCX) to discuss the @ARIYNBF episodes~ “Travis McElroy, Jordan Morris, Michael Rosas Live From Big Adventure Fest” & “Belly Buttons, Cryochambers, Ben Gleib’s Telethon”

We recall more memories from Big Adventure Fest, Scott Marquez’s Name Game, Drunken Gummies, Pro Korn, Childish, Smelly Memories, TattooZzzz, Ins and Outs of Belly Buttons, VOTE Old Utensils, Preventing Cougar Chest, Shouts Outs and Our FavMoes!

PLUS LAUREN KELLY READS TO US FROM CORDUROY (ReeRoy)!!!!!

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BFF 133-Unnecessary Jeff

Rafael (@RMCGuitars) is joined by Nina Hartley (@ninalusk83) and Becky Milliner (@Becmilliner) to discuss Haystack triumph, having a famous name, greased palm failure, trailer trash spouses, Heller VS Oldhafer, and MUCH more!

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Aftermath #132.08

Lisa Lawrie and L’il Raffi’s first attempt at recording an episode to talk about the @ARIYNBF shows~Courtenay Hameister and New House.

We thought it would be a good idea to record an episode drunk in which the next day figured we should probably redo it soberish. So, we are putting this out as a bonus episode. Crack a cold one or five, sit back and listen to us unravel.Our apologies and great appreciation to anyone who listens!

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Hot Karl #132

This week Lisa Lawrie (@JMOEsandBFFs) & Rafael Castaneda (@RMCGuitars) are joined by “Scott” Marquez (@WatchTower96) in the Discount Dining Room Studio to discuss the @ARIYNBF Episodes ~ “Courteney Hameister Is To Anxious For Polyamory” & “New House, Daniel’s Keto Experience, Wendy’s Preferred Family”

We talk Falling, Fears, RV Book Tours, Fellatio, Sex Clubs, Big Adventure Fest, Becky Milliner’s Butterscotch Haystacks Finally Get Their Due, Chat Snack and FavMoes!

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